Show I Bored Himself An elderly gentleman whose memory had failed with the passage passage pas pas- sage of the years was fond of reading rending but never remembered what he read His Ills daughter who supplied him with books realized this and gave him the same volume volume volume vol vol- ume from time to time On being asked on one occasion how he enjoyed enjoyed en en- joyed the tho book he said Oh the subject matter is most interesting interesting interest interest- ing but I believe the author has a n tendency to repeat himself t Safety First Farmer Jones was very proud of his first bank account and carefully checked each statement he received When he had accumulated accumulated he presented the teller with a n withdrawal slip sUp for tor the entire entire en en- tire amount Why are you closing dosing your account Mr Jones queried the teller handing him the money Have y you u lost confidence in us Oh taint that taint that at atall all aU And I aint closing the ac ac- ac- ac count I jest want to count the money to see that its it's all here WIg and Wag WagAn WagAn WagAn An English barrister entered the court with his wig askew and was puzzled at the merriment evident evident evident evi evi- dent among his fellows wrong he asked Is my wig not in order Oh its it's not your wig one wag replied Its what's wha's under it it Rebound Niece Auntie why it is Uncle hasn't any hair hairl Auntie Why its it's because ho hois hois hois is a 11 wise man and thinks so much You see it hasn't time to grow row Niece Then Auntie why is it that you have so much hair Auntie Now dear run along and dont don't tire Auntie with ques S |