Show s i I SAD PLIGHT OF A 1950 suns SUBSCRIBER CRIDER The financial plight of a read read- reads reader er was described by Herschel Campbell when he renewed his his his' subscription to the Decatur Mich Republican Mr Ir Campbell Campbell Camp Camp- bell wrote the publisher In reply to your request to send a check I Wish swish to Inform you that the present condition of my hank account makes snakes it almost almost al almost al- al most Impossible My bay shattered financial condition is due to federal federal federal fed fed- eral laws state laws county laws corporation laws brother- brother laws in-laws mother laws sister sister- laws in-laws and outlaws Through these laws I am compelled to pay a business tax gas tax carpet tax income tax food tax furniture tax and excise ex- ex excise cise else tax Even my brains ar are e taxed I am required to get a lousiness license car license hunting and fishing dishing license I l I 1 am also required to contribute contri contri- bute to every society and organ- organ which the genius of man manis manis is capable of bringing to life HIe to I women's relief the unemployment ment relief the gold diggers digger's re- re lief Also to every hospital an and d charitable institution in the city Including Red Cross black cross I purple cross and double cross My business is so governed it Jt I. I I Is no easy matter for me to din find c cI out who owns It H. I am inspected I rejected dejected examined r reexamined informed required summoned fined J. J I can tell you honestly that the except for lor a miracle that happened happened happened hap hap- I could not enclose this check The wolf that comes t to many doors just lust had pups In my m y kitchen I sold them these and here 1 is the money |