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We hear Sally SallyI I SallyRand I Rand is weary of courtroom scenes scenesI scenesand scenesand scenesand and may retire One of the theZanzibar theZanzibar theZanzibar Zanzibar employees is such a ham hamhe hamhe hamhe he bought $500 500 $ worth of looking lookingglasses lookingglasses lookingglasses glasses to ( ( to put all over his bIs apt aptso ) so that he can see how small he IS ISfrom isfrom isfrom from any angle Gall Gail Barber BarberVillage BarberVillage BarberVillage Village Corner strip teaser was bit bitten bitten bitten ten by a dawg recently-and recently and recently - and tbe the tbebowwow thebowwow thebowwow bowwow died two days later ! ! The \ Miami l\lIaml l lIaml rain raID fell as It did didIn didin didIn In the Jeanne Eagels showRain show showRain how howRain Rain and the wind howled howledfor howledfor howledfor for two nights Dlghts ( ( sometimes somehmes at at42 42 miles per hour ) But the theFlonda theFlorida theFlorida Flonda Florida gazettes referred to the thestorm thestorm thestorm storm as a'l al a4 ' squalls Squalls SquallsIldget Squalls9Midget " ' \Ildget Ildget Midget ! \ hurricanes ' Flor FlorIdlans Floridians Floridians Idlans idians with a sensaynma sensayuma calrthem calF calr " | them Yankee YaDkee breezes And Andjust Andjust AndI I Ithem Just when California Cahfornia s s Governor GovernorWarren GovernorWarren GovernorWarren Warren arrived naw flaw llaw'Florida llawFlorida ' ' FlorIda s Governor Caldwell Caldwellhandled Caldwellhandled Caldwellhandled handled it adroitly saying saymg We Wehad Wehad Wehad had these storms to make makeGovernor makeGovernor makeGovernor Governor Warreu Warren feel at homeThe home homeThe The Late Watch Tip the feature featureedItors featureeditors teaturfeditors edItors that Howard Hughes has hasa ha ; a good story about the people he heIS heis h his < is rewa ding dmg for helping helpmg h m live liveafter liveafter liv livafter < after h s plane crash A fire ChIef ChIefout chiefout chie.out chieout . out there is among them Re Remember Remember Remember member Bob Crawford ' ? He com corn composed cornposed cornposed posed the famous song Off We Go GoInto GoInto G ( -Into Into - Into the Wild Blue Yonder dum dumde dumde dumde de dum deedle de dummmm dummmm'Well dummmmWell ' Well he s opened a spot called The TheBlue TheBlue Th ThBlue < Blue Yonder in Miami He says tbe the tbebrass thebrass thfbrass brass hats never gave h many m any rec recogmtlon recognition recogmtion ogmtlon ognition tor for it or the 39 months he heflew heflew h hflew < flew with the air corps And some someguys som somguys < guys got army d plomas for week weekendmg weekending week1ending endmg ending over there ' ' Fine thingWashington thing thmg thingWashington Washington Sq VIgnette VIgnetteThey VignetteThey VignetteThey They tell this story around the thesquare thesquare thesquare square They add that it itmay itmay itmay may not be true-but true but true - - but then thenagainIt thenagainit thenagain again-It again It - it may Two little littleboys littleboys littleboys boys ( with the unknowing unknowmg cruel cruelty cruelty cruelty ty of children ) ) were plagumg plaguing plaguingk plagumga plaguinga a friend fnend because hecause he was lameA lameA lame lameA A woman paused and told toldthem toldthem toldthem them that they shouldn t t poke pokefun pokefun pokefun fun at anyone less fortuuate fortunate fortuuatethan fortunatethan fortunatethan than they Besides she said saidjust saidjust saidjust just because he couldn t use usehis usehis usehis his legs didn drdn t mean be he was wasa wasp : ! t tJust tlust tjust Just lust as strong and bra\ bra braie brae brave \ e as thev they thevwere theywere theywere were The last great grnt Presl Prest Presldent Prestdent Fresident dent she said became Presl Prest PreslJent PrestJent President Jent though paralyzed paralyzedAnd paralyzedAnd paralyzedAnd And he she contInued contInuedwas continuedwas continuedwas was as strong and brave hrave as asany asany asany any man living hvlng I 1 know You Yousee Yousee Yousee see I was his wifeHis wife wifeHis His name is Bob Turner Was Wasa a Zanuck hirel hire hrrel I ng before the war warbut warbut warbut but never made a film Under Understud Understud Understud stud ed ad in a couple of shows last lastseason lastseason lastseason season but rarely got on stage stageHe stageHe stageHe He became friendly with Mth a gIrl gIrlwork girlwork girlwork work ng rig on a movie mag who put puthIS puthis puthis hIS p cture in the July Issue IssueSince issueSince issueSince Since then he s received 5 000 fan fanletters fanletters fanletters letters from every state Hawau Hawaii HawauSouth HawaiiSouth HawaiiSouth South Africa and even IndIa IndIaHas IndiaHas IndiaHas Has 124 fan clubs a monthly news newspaper newspaper newspaper paper and a quarterly magaz ne put putout putout putout out by the clubs He s been beenswamped beenswamped beenswamped swamped with marriage proposals proposalsand proposalsand proposalsand and has been forced to move be because because because cause he never got any rest restBecause restBecause restBecause Because he sa d his hobby was col collectIng colletting collecting lectIng letting g raffe raffes ' ! 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