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Show , SEEN SEENEihd Eihd id d . uEARD uEARDMAIN HEARD JlEARO - e > o/ o ot , . / t - MAIN STREET STDEET STREETDefinition e w h - r rDefinition = Definition Defmitlon DefmitlonI DefmitlonFor DefinitionFor I ' ( For Jananese readers readersISLAND ) ISLAND A body of land that thatIS thatis thatis IS surrounded AmerIcans0 by Americans- Americans AmericansDespite AmericansDespite - . -0- 0 - 0Despite Despite Nazi references referencesto to "our our " holy German . land land"Allied landAllied , " AlUed Allied aviators are contmu continu contmumg continuring contmumg mg ring to bomb German cath cathedrals cathedrals cathedrals edrals that have seven taU tall taUchimneys tallchimneys tallchimneys chimneys pouring pourmg out black blacksmoke blacksmoke blacksmoke blacksmokeAll smoke smoke0 smokeo -0- 0 --o-- o - 0All - - oAll - - All TurKey Turxey neeas to Jump lump Jumponto lumponto jumponto onto the bandwagon right nowis now nowis nowis is final fmal assurance that it won t tget tget tget get her ber into mto trouble troubleMrs trouble0 troubleo -0- 0 -o- o - 0Mrs - oMrs - Mrs Kurt Von Wagner was wasteUmg wastelling wastelling teUmg telling her little son , in m what whatwas whatwas whatwas was left of their home in BerlIn BerlInof Berlinof Berlinof of the many blessings tliat that lifehad lIfe lIfehad lifehad had given them "Und Und " effery efferymght efferynight cfferynight mght night , , Rupert , you must mast get getdown getdown getdown down on your knees und and t'ank tank t'ankGod t'ankGod t'ankGod tankGod ' ' God und and t'ank tank ' Hitler for all allthese allthese allthese these blessings " "But But " Mommer , , " " wondered the thelIttle thelittle thelittle lIttle Rupert , "what what "wbat wbat " should I do doIf doif doif If anything anythmg happens to Hitler9 Hitler ' " ' "Then Then " , , mem me1n mein kinder , , " beamed beamedMrs beamedMrs beamedMrs Mrs Von Wagner , , ' 'c c ' chust clust } ust thankGod thank thankGod thankGod God ' " ' " ' -v-- v - vA A Negro soldier who had hadbeen hadbeen habeen been wounded overseas lay m in mthe ithe inthe the sick bay of a hospital ship shipentermg shipentering shientering entermg entering New York harbor Amedical A Amedical medical officer oUlcer stopped by on onlast a alast alast last minute mmute check up to ask the thesoldier thsoldier ' 'soldier soldier ' soldier whether he be had any per personal personal personal , sonal belongings belongmgs which he wIsh wIsh'ed wished wished 'ed ed ' carried ashore The boy shook shookhis shookhis shoolhis his headi head headYou i You don t mean to say that thata thaia a soldier who saw as much action ac actIon aclion souveni tIon lion as you did dld has no souven souvenIrs'l souvenrrs souvenirs7 i Irs'l Irsl rrs ' ' ' exclaimed the officerCaptam officerCaptain officer officerCaptain Captain Captam said the soldier soldierI I don t have no souvenirs souvemrs- souvemrs souvenirs- souvemrscause souvenirscause souvenirscause - - , cause all I wants of this tms herewar here herewar herewar war is jest recollectIon0 a faint famt recollection - - - -0----- 0 - o 0POME POME POMEA A man with a foreign accent accentBy accentBy accentBy By mistake to a beauty shoppewent shoppf shoppe shoppewent shoppfwentAnd went wentAnd wentAnd wentAnd And he said Fixa Fu.a Fua . me meLike meLike meLike Like your Franklin Dnd D Dnd ' ' \nd nd -\nd end \ - the lady slid s'ud sud svd ' . , , Oh , perma perms permanent permsnent permanent nent nent0 nento ' ' -0- 0 -o- o 0Herr - - oHerr - Herr Goebells has order ordered ordered ordered ed a count 0I of every pig In InGermany inGermany inGermany I ( Germany Dad Gummit Gummlt rec recommends recommends recommends ommends keephis that Goermg Goering keep his hat ono on0 on onI -0- 0 -o- o - 0I oI - I ve ye been thrown out of better bet better better ter countries said Fnt7 FrIt7 Fritr VorPapen Vor VorPapen VorPapen Papen as he departed fropl from from Ankara Ankara An Ankara kara1) karao kara karaPresident -1)- 1) 1 -o- o 1)President - ) - oPresident - President 1)I RooseveltmIlls Rooseveltin Roosevelt mIlls in his report re report report I port to the nation stated that the Japs Saps are not to be trusted trustedI'Ioow trusted110W trustedNow I'Ioow IIoow 110W ' it If he had only found thatout that thatout thaiout out three or four years agoo ago0 ago agoThe -0- 0 --o-- o 0The - - - oThe - - - The acute cigarette short shortage shortage shortage age is bad enough says Dad DadGummlt DadGummit DadGummit Gummlt Gummit but now the com corn cornbelt combelt cornbelt belt reports a shortage of ofcorn ofcorn ofcorn corn silko silk silkThis sIlk0 -0-- 0 ---o-- o - 0This - - - oThis - - This story comes from Alex Alexandnan Alexardrian Alexandrian andnan ardrian ; army air base in m Louisl Louise Louislana LOUISana Louiseana ! ana Two soldiers stepped fortismartly forth forthsmartly forthsmartly smartly when they heard the topkrck4ask top topklcl tokick ] klclask krck4ask klcl " - ask -ask for a postal detailThey detail detailThey detailThey They env envisioned oned soft jobsThey JobsThey jobs jobsThey They learned quickly , when whenhanded whenhanded wneihanded handed shovels that he-actually he actually heactuallyhad he'actuall heactuall heactuallyhad ' - : had said 'post post ' post detail0 holedetail hole detailo - detail -detail ' ' , -0- 0 - 0I -----o- o - - - - - - I An AnartIst An artist who wanted a bomej bomejm home homein homein m in scenic scemc Washington Wasbmgton , was talk talkrng talking 109 rng the matter otrer ot'er oter over ' with afarmer a afarmer afarmer farmer , , who allowed that he had hada hada a house for sale I must have a agood agood agood good view said the artist Is Isthere Isthere Isthere there a good view7 view'l viewl view viewWell view'lWell view7Well ' Well drawled the farmerfrom farmer farmerfrom farmerfrom from the front porch yuh kin kinsee kinsee see kmlsee Ed Snow s barn but beyondthat beyond beyondtpat beyondthat kml tpat that there am t nothin nothm but a abunch abunch abunch bunch of mountains mountams mountainsAn mountainso -o- o - oAn - I IAn An OfflC officer rushed into mto a bar barand barl barland barand wholIwas and asked the bartender , who whowas whol whowas Iwas was removing removmg the dew from the thebar thebar bar thelbar , if he lie knew anything anythmg thatw that thatwOuld thatwould thel w wOuld uld stop the hie hiccoughs coughs ills His Hisanswer illsanswer Hisanswer answer was a slap across illsI the thehce theBice thef-ice thef ice I hce Bice - with a wet towel SurprIsed Surprisedand Surprisedand and furious funous the officer demand demanded demanded I ed the reason for such SurprIsedI actIon actIonWIth actionWith actionWith I WIth a placating grin grm the bartender bar bartender bartender tender replied Well you have haven haven n t got the hiccoughs hlccoughs now , , have havey have5ou7 y ou ? ' ' 'Nevcr Nevcr * ' Never did have35 have ' M \35 35 uas \ as the an in andlgnant indignant indignant dlgnant dignant answer I v vI , \ ' inted 'tnted tnted tinted some sometlung something something tlung thing for my wife wICe She Shcs s out outthere outthere outthere there in 10 the car ear carMr carMr Taylorand TaYlorjand Mr andt andl andtMr andlMrs and * Mr Mrs Lester TaYlorj Taylor Taylorand [ and family farruly have moved downfrom down downfrom downfrom from Ear Bar A on the La Sal moun mountams mountarns mountains tams tarns where they had spent thesummer the thesummer thesummer summer |