Show D LUKE LURE AND ELMER ON THAT T AT SEA CONFERENCE What do you th of the eight po nt program asked Luke Twitchell of h s brother Elmer Ilmer Well Wilson needed 14 ed Elmer So you see Roosevelt took SIX strokes off Woodrow s game And Roosevelt is playing over a much tougher course sa d Luke Lukea al a the golfer III I 11 say so agreed Elmer They d do t have so many hidden greens ui m Wilson WIson s time the course didn t cover so much territory and there were fewer contestants I suppose it ant a n t quite right to speak of ot a terrible war like this m in torms of golf s Luke Why not snapped Elmer It has all the v olence bad manners cheat ng and general brutality of 01 the public links game anyhow b Why meet on a battleship to toI I frame a program for peace and I brotherly love asked Luke plain plainly plainly I Iy ly y puzzled Dramatic suspense color mys mystery mystery I tery and all that that explained Elmer It am t so much what you do or orsay orsay say in m a ens s like this It s how I you put it over That meeting had everything but sex appeal All it needed was some John JohnI I Powers models nodded Luke It got across without em cm m in insisted mI insisted I Elmer Ilmer but I wonder they t used at that John Bull Bulland Bulland Bulland and Uncle Sam are out to w fire the imagination of the world kindle the enthusiasms of all friends of free I Idom dom dam and get their message Into Unto the mikes and onto the front pages ev everywhere everywhere And thus this sea huddle d dI dit dit d I it Whoever thought Churchill nuns num number number ber one man of the British empire would leave London fly to sea and bold a conference with the President President dent of the United States m in mid ocean And who ever thought the Pres dent of the United States could drop everything at Washington togo to togo togo go to sea for tor the same purpose asked Luke It would even have been cut out ot of a movie script as too tar far farfetched farfetched fetched declared Elmer Get the picture I Roosevelt gets on his yacht and disappears in one of the big moments of history His dISappear dISappearance disappearance ante ance is so complete even the news Dews newsreel newsreel reel men can t find him The sus suspense suspense suspense pense is terrific Democrats ts every everywhere everywhere everywhere where begin to tear fear something hac ha happened to him And Republicans begin to fear feal something has not not put m in Luke Rumors of ot a conference with Churchill at sea are spread but dis discredited discredited I credited as something that the hall hair tonic tome company would delete as m in incredible credible even if 11 Gabriel Heatter put pul It in 10 his radio broadcast cont n Elmer Nevertheless it turns out to be the real McCoy Can you imag ne the fit must have thrown when he turned aside from his Russian blitz in wha whaI he thought was one of his big mo mo- moments moments moments I ments and realized that Winston ana ano Frankie had grabbed all the head headlines lines asked Luke He s still howling said Elmer What do you think of the ergh elgh po themselves asked Luke LukeI I don t see much new replies Elmer They re Just Wilson solo s olo model streamlined and with the flu d drive But there was nothing wrong With the 14 points except that WE forgot em cm too soon Do you think the Roosevelt Roosevelt- Roosevelt Churchill Church Churchill l e a points could havE been Improved asked LukeI Luke I 1 do declared Elmer By what asked Luke By a ninth point snapped El Elmer Elmer mer A ninth point pledging UnclE Sam and John Bull not to w go tc k sleep standing up in the middle of at a 8 bowling alley MORE MOPE REVIEW Oh Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Despite each horrible new facey No matter which you try to beI beI be beI I know you re simply Spencer Tracy Babs Morgan puts it this way When in m Rome do as the Germans Germans Ger Germans mans do Martin says Mussolini Is Isso Isso Isso so eclipsed lately that Hitler must be doing h s publicity DIFFICULTY IN A GAS ECONOMY DRIVE Now If U I should run out of gas Beside some rural fence She thinks It s i done to w make a pas And not for tor home borne defense I Carl Carl Holmquist Athens acting under Nazi orders order IS to change the name of a ma n street from Franklin D Roosevelt Boulevard to w the Rue de la Paper has ger or something It will do doo doof doof o of H tier s own free tree wilL |