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Cobb Monroe doctrine doctrme is isfor , , for them , a threat and not a shIeldIf shieldIf shield shieldIt It If yesterday was Europe's Europes ' and andtoday andtoday andtoday today is North America's Americas Amerlca's Amerlcas ' then sure sure- surely surely surely - ly the promise of tomorro tomorrow tomorrO\1 tomorrO 1 \ i belongs belongsto to South America Amerlca . . . . Tu Tuffwcll's Tuffwclls Tugwell's Tugwells cIl's cIls ' New Job . NOW N XJOW OW that brother Tugwell almostthe almostthe almost - ' the last surviving survlvmg lobe of the theorigmal theoriginal theoriginal origmal original brain bram trust , , has left thegovernment the thegovernment thegovernment government flat , folks : are ue wonder wonder- wondering wondering wondering - ing how he U 11 make mahe out in bis hIS newline new newline . line lme . Don't Dont ' worry , anybody . . 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And pretty soonwe'll soonwell soon soonwc'll soonwe'll wc'll wcll we'll well ' be 'lasses lasses ' conscious to a pomt point pomtwhere pointwhere pointwhere where the effect will be that the theentire theentire theentire entire country is paved pavedith \\ith ith with \ \ Ith fresh freshfiy freshfly freshfly fiy fly paper . I wouldn't wouldnt ' be surprised to see us ususrng ususing ususing usrng using caramels for currency . And Andas Andas Andas as for peanut brlttle-well brlttle well brittle-well brittle brittle - - well , I 1 ve ye al- al already already al already - - ready started hoarding hoardmg hoardingII . . . II Ducc's Duccs Dace's Daces Duce's Duces ' Son In law 1l.w 1lw : . . , 'TT7HEN TT7HEN ' HEN Mussolini Mussolmi let the word wordpercolate wordpercolate WHEN wordW percolate that he was groom groom- grooml11g grooming grooming - ing l11g that new son in m law to fill his hisdictatorIal hisdictatorial hisdictatorial dictatorIal boots he must have havemeant havemeant havemeant meant what he hinted hmted hutted at Because Becauselatest Becauselatest Becauselatest latest photographs show the heirapparent heIr heIrapparent heirapparent apparent with his jaw also thrust thrustforward thrustforward thrustforward forward , his brows also knit kmt in inmenacmg inmenacing inmenacing menacmg menacing frown , and his plumpish plumpishbosom plumpishbosom plumpishbosom bosom inflated unt until his Ius medals medalsstand medalsstand medalsstand stand forth . like l1J.e l1Je carnival carmval tags on a amarquee amarquee amarquee marquee . The likeness hkeness to the original orlgmal model modelis IS so perfect that II Duce could coulduse coulduse coulduse use a picture of the young man for fora fora tora a hand mirror . Ornithologically OrnlthologIcaUy , it seems fitting fittingthIt fittingthat fittingthat thIt that : Italy , having havmg kicked the dove doveof doveof doveof of peace in m the pants , should cher cher- cherIsh cher- cher cherish cherish - - ish the pouter pigeon pose to typ typify typifydefiance typifydefiance y defiance . . . . The Language of La Lawyers Lawyers.T LawyersT wycrs . I IREGRET REGRET I didn't didnt ' think this upfirst upfirst up * first- first firstsome first - some dirty plagiarist IS ISalways isalways isalways always thinking thmkIng up something somethmg be- be before before be before - fore I get around to doing domg so But ButI ButI I feel it my duty to help spread it itaround itaround itaround around , especially since smce it was a alawyer alawyer lawyer who wrote ifc It it . . 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" . . . Underdone Undcrdone Movie nIOVIe Dams hams IIains.A IIainsA . , A AMEDICAL MEDICAL journal reports thatxx that thata a preventativo preventabve preventatavo has been found foundfor foundfor foundtor for trichina . But I'm Im rm I'rn Irn ' ' afraid atrald it's its it'stoo it'stoo it'stoo itstoo ' too l late lte < to do anything anythmg tor for some of ofour ofour ofour our Hollywood HoJIywood actor folk folk , , , trIchIna trIchInabemg trichinabeing trichinabeing bemg being a thing common to under under- underdone underdone underdone - done hams hnms . A lot of us who came out here hereas hereas hereas as greenhorns and nnd went to cuttmg cutting cuttmgup cuttingup cuttingUp up didoes dodoes for tor tho tha the screen have an anahbi analibi analibi ahbi alibi . When the movie critics ac- ac accuse accuse ac accuse - - cuse us of having contract contracted d the dis- dis disease disease dis disease - ease of bad acting , our defense IS as ISthat asthat isthat that we'd wed ' been exposed to it it . . Yet Yct the films have produced a agrand agrand agrand grand crop of good actors , , out of ofvery ofvery ofvery very raw material , too , sometimes sometimes.And sometimesAnd . And they keep right on doing domg so sonotwithstanding , notwithstanding that every now and andthen andthen andthen then the popular fancy fmcy : picks on onsome onsome onsome some male beauty with a set of ofeducated ofeducated ofeducated educated eyelashes and the win W111- W111 win- W111some winsome winsome - some trick of a languishing glance ghlDce . IRVIN mVIN IEVIN S S.COBB.Copyrlcht SCOBB.Copyrlcht SCOBBCopyrlcht . COBB . , Copyrll'ht Copyrllht Copyright Copyrll'htWNU CopyrightWNUServoG : ' -WNU WNU -WNUServoG WNUServoG - WNU _ Servloe Servlo . * . , |