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One night a camel came and andbegged andbegged andbegged begged to be allowed to poke hIS hISc01d hiscold biscold c01d cold nose Inside on an Arab's Arabs ' tent tcnt tcntSo tentSo tentSo So the Arab , being bcmg a good hearted heartedArab heartedArab heartedArab Arab , . says yes Pretty soon the thecamel thecamel thecamel camel claimed clauned his hisears hisears hisears ears were chilly andcould andx andcould and tcould x could he shove inas inW inas in | W as tar far as his h1S cars ? | , And the Arab saldthat said sald | : that UNext was 0 OK K . iS U Next the camelgot camel } & y ygot got permission permlSS10n toput toput to f iit put his neck in out outof out4 outof ' -4 4 - of the weather , . and , after that , hlS his fore . r rlegs legs and then hlsfront his hls hisfront , front hump , closely close1y closelyfollowed close1yfollowed closely.s . -.s .s - . ' " followed by his hls rearIrvm rear i Irvul Irvm , , , . , , cobb cobbhis n - Cobbhump hump , and finallyills finallyhis finally his ills hindquarters hmdquarters hindquartersWhen hmdquartersWhen When morning mornmg came the camel camelwas camelwas camelwas was inside Inslde the tent , completely comp1etely tlll- tlll fill- fill filling tllling fill filling - ing it , . and the Arab had been crowd crowd- crowded crowded crowded - ed outside and there he was-poor was poor waspoorsrnvermg waspoorshivering was - poorshivering srnvermg shivering wretch , as homeless home1css as a aha'nt aha'nt aha'nt ahant aha'ntMoral ha'nt hant ha'ntMoralEvery ' Moral-Every Moral Every Moral--Every Moral - - - Every time hme I hear of an anunportcd animported animported unportcd imported Communist smugg1mg smuggling smugg1mghlmsel smugglinghimself smugglinghimself hlmsel himself ! into mto our midst , , , I think thmk of ofa ofa ofa a cold c01d nosed cameL cameLa a . a * . * . 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MP VP UP V U P TO now our government has hasdechned hasdeclined hasdeclined dechned declined all invitations InVltatIons to Jump dump Jumpinto dumpInto lumpinto into the Italian Itallan German French Frcnch Rus Rus- Russian Rus- Rus Russian Russian - - sian British snarl , but watch for an aneffort aneffort aneflort effort to induce America to join jom in inwhen Inwhen inwhen when the time comes for dIViding dIVidingup dividingup up control over poor old 01d Sp Spain's Spains Spain'sports Spain'sports Spainsports l1n's l1ns l1n'sports ' ports , . islands and remaining rcmammg remainmg coloni colom- colom coloni- colomal colonial colonial - - al possessions posseSSlOns possessionsNot Not that we'd wed ' want anything anythmg out outof outof outof of the grab bag and not that they'd theyd they'dgIVe they'dgive they'dgive theydgive ' gIVe us anything anythmg They'd Theyd ' mere1y merely mere1yexpect merelyexpect merelyexpect expect us to hold the bag after after- afterwards afterwards afterwards - wards , which wh1ch would make two bags bagsin bagsin bagsin in all-thIs all thIs all - this little htUe new ncw one and the theblg thebig thebig blg big one we've weve ' been holding h01dmg ever eversmce eversince eversince smce since 1918a 1918 a . a . a * . aTravelers Travelers ' Homccommg Homecommg Homecoming . , CALIFORNIA travel bureaus re- re report report - - ' ' port an increase mcrease of mcommg incoming mcommgtOUrIsts incomingtourists incomingtourists tOUrIsts But then again agam , on the theother theother theother other hand , . part of it may be due dueto dueto dueto to returning returnmg residents resldents who went wenthurrIedly wenthurriedly wenthurriedly hurrIedly a away way when the papers papersstarted papersstarted papersstarted started printing prmtmg a certain certam romantIc romantIcwary romanticdiary romanticdiary wary diary . If your sins sms do not always alwaysfind alwaysfind alwaysfind find you out , at least they frequentlyfind frequently frequentlyfind frequentlyfind find you getting gettmg outIt's out outIt's It's Its ' all al1 over now and peace and andqUlet andquiet andquiet qUlet quiet have been restored to our ourhome ourhome ourhome home circles cIrc1es , but at the height helght of ofthe ofthe ofthe the rush one involuntarily involuntarl1y was re- re remmded re reminded - minded mmded of the ancient story of ot the theFrenchman theFrenchman theFrenchman Frenchman whoLlet whoyet who i.et iet Llet yet . with his friendhe frIend frIendhe friendhe he could prove every man , however howeveroutward1y howeveroutwardly howeveroutwardly outward1y outwardly pure , had a dreaded sec sec- secret secret secret - ret in m his life So , . to test it , , he hesent hesent hesent sent to each of ot the ten most re- re respected respected re respected - - spected notables notab1es in m Paris an anony anony- anonymous anonymous anonymous - mous telegram te1egram reading readmg as follows follows"All followsAll . ' . "All All " is discovered Flee at once " And next morning mornmg nine nme of them themwere themwere themwere were gone and the tenth had com com- comnutted committed committed - mitted nutted suicidea suicide sUlclde a . a . a . a"Backward "Backward Backward " " " British Brlhsh Justice . ENGLISH IVJiJ kJAX news iiC VO - - reel JU1 producershave producers producershave ] JLU JLUhave have been fined $10,000 10000 $10.000 10.000 $ , . - and andthat's andthat's andthat's andthats that's thats ' important unportant money in any lan lan- Ian language language - . guage - for titling tlUmg a film "An An "AnAttempt "AnAttempt "AnAttempt AnAttempt " Attempt on the King's Kings ' Lite LIfe " Mind Mmd you , , they weren't werent ' punIshed punIshedfor punishedfor punishedtor for any injury this thls title tlUe might mlght do dohIS dohis dohis hIS majesty . , Incredible Incredlble though it itsounds itsounds itsounds sounds to us , the charge charg was * . ' "Con Con "Con- "Contempt "Contempt " - . tempt of ot court for prejudicing prejudlcmf prejudicmg . , the thecase thecase thecase case against agamst McMahon ( the man manwho manwho manwho who tried to shoot King KlPg Edward ) be- be before before be before - fore he was brought to trial " For contrast , . take a not alto alto- altogether altogether altogether - gether forgotten criminal crImmal case . Possibly you may remember a acertam acertain acertain certam certain murderer's murderers ' trial and what whatsort whatsort whatsort sort of publicity publlcIty went before it if it , , and andwhat andwhat andwhat what actually occurred whilst'twas whilsttwas whilst'twasbeing whilst whllst 'twas twas 'twasbemg 'twasbeing twasbeing ' bemg being held , and what the aftermath aftermathhas aftermathhas aftermathhas has been , with wlth attorneys and Dnd key- key keywIlnesses keywitnesses key-witnesses key witnesses - wIlnesses witnesses and-yes-actually and yes actually and - yes - actually some someof someof someof of the jurors peddling peddlmg their privateviews prIvate prIvateVIews privateviews VIews for public publlc consumption ; and andthe andthe andthe the governor of ot a great state dis- dis displaymg dis displaying - playing playmg curious and violent activi actiVl- actiVl actiVlties activities - ties , , even when the verdict had hadbeen hadbeen hadbeen been called caUed a n fair falr one by the high highcourts highcourts highcourts courts ? Backward Bach\\ard Bach ard \ \ race , these BntIshcrs Britishers Britisherstrying , trying people by the evidence eVldence and andnot andnot andnot not by the newspapers and the themovmg themoving themoving movmg moving picture cameras . a . a . a . aA A Gentleman's Gentlemans ' Dinner Dinner"DACK DinnerDACK . BACK " EAST . , a distinguished dIstmguished con con-XJ con XJ - . tmcntal tmental tinental chef rises up to outlinethe outlme outline outlmethe outlinethe the American gentleman's gentlemans ' ideal din din- dinner dinner dinner - ner . He names eight clght courses , WhICh WhIChIs whichis whichis Is too many , and no domestic flavor flavorabout flavorabout flavorabout about any part of at itIn itIn it itIn In rebuttal rebutta1 , . 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