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" ) Then thIs thIsr.Callforma thisCalifornia thisI thisICaliforma r.Callforma rCallforma California Californiainfluenza ; . Califorma influenza mfluenza moved moved'south movedsouth : 'south south ' # south by vest v est within wlthm your yourondent's yourondent's youriondent's youriondents ondent's ondents ' ' area So now I've Ive I'veto I'veto ' I'vejmto Ivejmto ' to the handj hands hnndt | ; of a throatj throat.t throatL throat .t t -L L . - Le . j e * fellow-but fellow but fellow - but easily satisfied satisfiedatter satisfiedotter satisfiedmatter atter otter of entertainment entertamment Ius His HisC .a a . a sprightly conversation conversahon IS ISdown isli is31 li lidown down my tongue with a and ad aad apd nd ad hay ha\e ha e \ a me say 'ah ah ' " What What"cis d WhatIns WhatiIS " i\IS i IS "cis cis \ , when you've youve ' heard one oneyou oneI oneyou oneyou I [ you ! ve ye heard 'em em ' alL all . ButEriy But Butly Butly ly hangs on my words wordsB'a wordsBa 'a a ' ta ' gleam in 10 his eye I don't dont don'te's don'te's ' don'tlie's dontlies e's es ' ' beginning begmmng to crave my myFaking . . . i Faking aking Political Pohhcal Side Sidet Sides SidetY SidesYsome Ysome Y some entirely fair m10ded minded m10dedot mindedof mindedytot ot of who is snuggled up close closehrone closehrone closesthrone hrone or hop hopes s soon to be bems , ms ' ' Landon is as synthetrubber synthet- synthet synthetrubber synthet-i synthet i - - rubber duck Roosevelt IS ISY 1 isEy Y ' , . hope of an imperiled peo- peo peoat peoat peo-aat peo aat - - - at price a constitution conshtutIon when whenhave whenl ' have frankfurters frankfurters"rrow ? "rrow rrow " i 'row row ' trow another gentleman gentlemanewise , , CWlSe ewise is as unblase,1as unbiaserras unbiased unblase,1 unblase1 unbiaserr , as a ace ai aice i ice ce , bursts forth with somc- somc some- some somcke someke somc-ke somc ke - - ke thISect thisik this thisect ik 3ect ect Roosevelt Rooscvelt and yourforecr your " : ' forever fore\cr fore cr \ is wrecked Lan- Lan Lanne Lanno Lan-nc Lan nc - - ne no can save our threatened threatenedons ons A real statesman Henthe He Hethe _ . the kitchen and halos hatos to tockhes to.i toicktics ckhes ckties "while while " .i i . .ickties 1 1while whIle , , Mr Roose\ Roose Roosevelt Rooseelt \ elt re recalm recalm recalm calm and seemingly confi confiGovernor confiGovernor confiGovernor Governor Landon remams remains remamsnd remainsnd ' ; nd ad seemingly hopetuL hopeful . . . . . I Two Tuo Opposing Opposmg Camp Camps Campsit Camps'HE CampsHE , > it ' IE Republican Repubhcan side there thereporanly thered thereiporanly d poranly pararily is a lulL . IncredI- IncredI IncredIgh Incredid Incrcdi-igh Incrcdi igh - - d gh it sounds , Col Theodore TheodoreIt Theodoreii ii iiIt It , . . Jr , is not getting ready readyor readyd readytor d or anything anyth10g Later reports reportsangc reportsange ange nge thIsIzmg thisIi this thisuzing Ii Iiizmg uzing Izmg the speaking speakmg bUleau buieau bUleauDemocrats buieauY buieauDemocrats buicauJcmocrats Y Democrats ) , Chairman Chalrmnn Ray- Ray Rays Ray-tes Ray tes - - s not list among the chosors chosI chos- chos chosors - - ors the name of his most mostished I , mostfished Ished fellow - . Tcxan Texan In Ine Inlle | e it breeds brecds a laugh when whennd whennd whenpnd nd half of the sketch mahsanswers malesdl makes mahs males makesB dl dlanswers answers , but politics IS ISg isg iselse B g else again agnm Can it be becle beicle 4 cle Jack Garner has become becomecie becomeetc becomeicie | cie etc Alien Allen of his rus sex ? Onlylet Onlylet Only let Gracic GracIe talkiter talkl talk talki talklitcr ! itcrho itcr ter \\ho ho who v \ . ho isn't isnt ' taking sIdesat sidest sidesat sides ? at length whether the theun theun t un suspender suspendcr wearing wearmg quall- quall quah- quah quallov quahov quali-lov quali lov - - - ov Landon can overbalance overbalanceodIous overbalanceodious 4 4odious [ odIous and limpid I1mpld lines of ofnt ofnt ofnt i probi nt Roosevelt . . For ror I'or Ior ' this t1us prob- prob probapproprIate probappropriate prob-B prob B - - appropriate musical acIment ac- ac actment ac-iment ac iment - - tment Iment would seem to beihd be , ' " 'nd nd "ad ad Peasant " f fIRVIN IRVIN S . COBB COBB.Copyrliht COBBCopyrliht . , o opyrlght-wiu opyrlght wiu rli t - V\ V " VU \ ; : U Service SIrvlce : |