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BEVERLY B 0 -Things Things - Things Thmgs certainly are love love- lovely lovely lovely - - ly for the boys in the big stone stonebideawee stonebide-a-wee stonebide a wee b1 bide-a-wee bide a wee le-a-wee le a wee homes it so7 so7At ? < - - - - , is not so At San Quentin here in 111 Cali Call- Call Cali- Callforma California California - fornia forma , chosen groups turmng turning turmngout turningout turningout out counterfeit money and nev- nev never never never - , er having to worry about getting in injalt injail injail jalt jail , , since they are already In And Anda Anda 11 a nice jolly joI1y strike on at Alcatra Alcatrat Alcatrac AlcatracAnd AlcatratAnd AlcatraAnd And In my myoId old home state , the In InI Inmates inmates I mates just seemln seeming seemingi i , , ffi ffig < g ' > , s , , to come and go at atsvi1I p atp . \ " will svi1I , . as it weref werer were f . 2 ( r + k / . { ' . \ \ But In Imncls Illinois ) Is " 3 4 J % * i ' * wheie whele where the chap chapsw1 chaps ! : . 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The Yellow Peril's Perils ' ' Peril PerilAT PerilA PerilT PerilAT AT A T THIS 'IBIS IBIS 'HIS HIS ' moment the question questionLA questionbefore questionbefore -LA- LA - LAbefore - before the house Is whether whetherIt It Is more perilous perlIous to be a states statesman statesman statesman man In Japan Jap'ln Japln Japin ' and gh give e olTcnse offense to tothe tothe tothe the soldiers or a soldier In Amell Amen Amellca Amenca Amenca ca an and g1\ g1 gls gl\e gl e g1e \ \ e offense to the st'ltes stltes states st'ltesmen statesmcn statesmen9 statesmen9Howsomevcr ' men mcn ? ' Howsome Howsomevcr Howsomeser . cr , . ' it 'It the rl risk k of beln being beingpeniltzed beingpemli/ed beingpemli ed pen'lh7ed penlh7ed peniltzed ' / for punning punmng , tills this inno info infocent innocent innocent cent bystandei byst'lndCl bystlndCl bystindet byst'lndClentures ' ventures \entures entures \ the pre prediction prediction prediction diction that amongst 'lmongst lmongst ' us there won w.on . t the tbe tlie he be any an ; more of these summary re remp rempv remps mp\ mp mps mplIs \ ils lIs its foi fOl for the Hagood of the sen serve senIce serveice senice Ice . , . as It Wel weteBecause weie wete weieBecause e eBcc'lllse Because Bcc'lllse Bcclllse ' , when . hen somctllln sometlun something . ; , happens happensoff happensoff happensoff off or on a ml1it'lr ml1itlr militari mtlitiry ' post to mile mileToni mak m'lh mlh makTom ' . . Tom Toni Blanton the bloo blood swe'ltlng sweltlng sweating swe'ltlngIJehellloth sweatingbehemoth sweatingbehemoth . ' IJehellloth behemoth of Texas Te'IS Tevos Te\ Te \ . 'IS IS ' Democracy Democr'lcy Democrlcy ' , , lintup 11 line lineup ne neup up " with 1 th a lot of nepubhcans-\\ nepubhcans nepubhcansell Republicans-well Republicans well Republicans - \ well.I wellI ell . , . I 1 ne\ ne never neer newer \ er tliought thought I'd Id I'r1 Ir1 ' 11\ 11 live 11e \ e to see the theda theday thedai day da I don t believe Uncle UnC'le ' Tom Tan TomIhd Tandid TOIEdid Ihd did , either 111 Ill I 11 bet nobod nobody ; Is moresin more more8m moresutprlsed 8m sutprlsed prised Ilrlsld , than th'ln thln thin ' he Is * . * . * . Abolishing Abohshmg PotlatchcsA PotlatchesT PotlatchesA Potlatches PotlatchesAT AT A T LASr LAS1 LAST ' accounts account : . ) the Canadlinxx C'ln'ldI1n ClnldI1n Cinidiut C'ln'ldI1np'llh'lment Cinidiutpatlioment ' ' pailiamcnt p'llh'lment pllhlment patlioment ' ' had h'td htd hall ' a 1 ' i bill before It Itto itto ilto to abolisli 'tbollsh tbollsh abolish ' pollatclicb pol1atche potlatches pollatclicbhen : . 11 \\hen hen \ \ , hen an 'In In ' In Indlan Indian dlan than gets prosperous , , lie he gh gives es 1 o ' 1p'lrt oparty iparts p'lrt plrt party ' , , with "Ith Ith whir " fiec flee free food and drink foiall for foral1 forall al1 all , , ' and 'lnd lnd whate\er whate er wh'lteer whitener wh'lte\ wh'lte whlte ' \ er he h his IS left 0\ 0 0er oser oserhe oveihe \ er erhe he bestows bc.tows bctows : . upon , tlie the guests andso and amso .0 0 so : . \ winds IOds up beggaied beggated beg alell but h'lpp hlpp happy happyThat happvIliats ' That s a potlatcli potlatch potlatchIthough although -Ithough Ithough lthough " - alpresent at atpresent present confined to the Indians Indl'lns Indllns Indiins ' , it itsnot s snot snot not theli thel1 theh 0\\ 0 own 0n \ \ n l idea e'l el ' I 1 ' 'hey hey hey bonowerIt bonowec1It borrowedit bonowec1 borrowed It from some of the eaili early eall settlers settlersIt's settlersIt's settlersIts It's Its ' ' an old Scotch custom customT customs T ' 11 'toeing toeing lacing acing the genesib genesl genesis : . of tr'ldltIon trldltIon tradition traditional tr'ldltIonIII traditionn ' III al tilings things Is Interesting Intere-.ting Intere.ting Intere .ting ting - . I thoughtthe thought thoughtthe thoughtlie ! the famous f'1mous f1mous ' motto of the tort r-.orth r.orth r .orth orth - . Northivcst ] ] west \ \ est Mounted Mounte Police had h'1d h1d hid ' originaled origmat originat origmatcd cd ed \ within 11hln th the ( ' force until oncealien once oncenlicn alien \ hen I tackled some sonic native n'1tle natlse n'1tl\ n'1tl n1tl ' \ e smokIng smok smokIng smokIng Ing tobacco tob'lcCO toblcCO ' at ' a 'I I ' \ tiading tl'ldlng tlldlng aiding ' post In Inupper inupper lrupper upper Ontario Ontarro As soon as I recowered re reco recovered co cowered . ered consciousness consclousne I hnew knew knewwhence knewwhence whence \ hence came the slogan , , "Always Always "AlwaysGets "AlwaysGets AlwaysGets " .Alw'1 .Alw1 Alw1 . ' , } s sGets Gets Its ' Man 'Ian Ian I ' ' ' That Th'lt Thlt Tint ' was vear years yearsago vcanago ago , . but I still have UIz/y UIz y tllziy UlZI tllziycpells / ' pells cpells cpellsin spell pellsan ; in an humid weather _ _ . . . ' 'TIS TIS ' Holdout TimeIT TimeI TimeT Time TimeUT UT IT I T IS the gladsome gh some season se.lson selson . when whenlast whenlast wherlast last ye'1r ye1r years ' s stars st'lrs stlrs stirs ' s\\ s swear se'1r \ e'1r e1r ' theII they the\ the thew \ II 11 IIne 11newer linever ne\ ne neer newer \ er put on uniforms umforms again agam un unIpss unless untoss Ipss less the they ; get better contr'1cts contr1cts contracts contractswhile ' , , \ ' ( while hile the managers just as 10Uln loudly loudlydeclare loudlydeclare . llechre declare the bos boys bosIn bo , } s \ will \\In In accepth'lts accept \\h'lts h'lts hlts whits whitsotfeted \ wliatsoffeied h'ltsotTeled ' otTeled otfeted or stay st'lV stlV stiv ' out of tlie the game g'lme glme ' fOl- fOl fot- fot fOle fotewetmote foi-eveimole foi eveimole - - e\ e eel ewetmote \ el mOt e Through anxious aIL"ClOUS aILClOUS " "eehs eehs weeks "eehse.lch weekseach " weekseach e.lch elch each . gioup gloup group proclaims that . , from fromthe fromthe froirthe the position 11OsitIon posltlon tlius thus taken , , It w\ w " will "m m \ ill nev never never never er , , ne never newer . er abate ab'tte abtte ' or jot or tittleBut tIttlenut tittle But nut wlien when the first robin st'lrt stlrt starts startsnorth start'noith startnoith ' ' nOl north tl1 ' and 'lnd lnd the last hst list tiaining haaning tlaining squadbtirts squad squadstarts .t'lrts .tlrts tlrts btirts : . ' south , , something somethmg always al " a s happens hap haplens happens lens pens ( One side decides to abate abatequite abatequite abatequite quite a few of tlie the jots And the theothel theother theotiiei othel other side Sille says sa a s , , "Oh Oh " shucl.l11C/ shucl.l11C shucking shucl.l11Caft shucking . / , aft after after after er all an , , what's whats whit's whits \ h'l hl ' t's ts ' a tittle tI We moie mote mOl e 01 of lessbetween lessbetween less lessbet bet between " een friends frlends ? ' ' ' ' beeoI1ethls So tills this spring's springs sprlng's sprlngs ' hold cuts outs beeoI\1e beeoI 1e becoije becoijethis becoihcthis \ thls this fall's falls faWs ' pennant " winners Inners , , or oth oth- oth- oth otherwise otherwise otherwise - erwise as tlie the case may be , . andfrequently ancl and anclrreqllentIy andfrequently rreqllentIy frequently Is Is . . . And behind U\ U Uscenes Ult- Ult Ultscenes the- the thescenes \ < - -scenes scenes - - scenes , , everything eserything e . er thing in either cham chain chainpionship champlonshlp championship plonshlp pionship team will be just as peace peaceful peaceful peaceful ful as a cage full fun of ot panthers p'lnthers plnthers pintliers ' l1nm until l1nmthis untilthis untiltills this time next ne.t net ne . t year . . . . * . Which Is the tho Leisure Class ? 1X7'HEN 1X7HEN WHIJN W MorganVV ' HDN Mr lIIr J . . PIerpont Plerpont IIorg'ln IIorgln Morgan IIorg'lnsaid Morgansaid ! ' said any American family familythat familythat . that kept hept a maid belonged to tbe the tbeleIsure theleisure leIsure class chss , , lie he touched a respon responslve responsave rc , ponsive slve save clioid ChOld chord In the bosom of this thishomehold thishousehold thishousehold homehold household , , only he got the propo proposi propositlon propo<lon propoltlon & 1 1Uon Uon tlon mixed mhed mi . 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