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Show . .I.J I.J IJ . . & .L L . . , . . - - . - - - - - Desert Dust DustBy DustI " 1 ITlf II IIBy I 1L _ By JohnstonThe Johnston JohnstonThe ] Ii-- Ii - = IiThe The League of Nations now think thmk itbest itbest it best to boycott Jauan Japan There is just justone justone justone one thing to do and that is to partly partlyboycott partlyboycott partlyboycott boycott Japan and finance China ChinaMake ChinaMake ChinaMake t will "m m I11 ; last There is a agood agood agood Make a war that thgt th " good profit in war "ar ar " for most everyone everyonee everyoneexcept everyoneexcept taxpayer and the thefellow thefellow thefellow e .cept cept except > . the common fellow that does the fightingHenry fighting fightingHenry Henry Ford says sa s that " we "e e aie ate havinggo haVIng haVInggood havinggood good times Ofhe Of course he is feelinggood feelinggood good go d , he hehas he hasOf has shown shOW11 tlie the , he bankers again againthat againthat that he can get gt ! along without them themThen themThen Then in many cases the m'lnufncturer mlnufncturer m-inufacturer m inufacturer manufacturersees m'lnufncturersees minufacturersees ' - sees a bright future when the working workingman workingman workingman man is short of work and his childrenshort children childrenshort short of bre'tdSenator brcid brc\d brc d bre'td bretd brcidSenator ' \ ' Senator SenatOT Tydings of Maryland Marvland kicked kickedup kickedup up an awful fuss when he offered hisresolution his hisresolution hisresolution ' it itmear5 itmeans itmeans resolution In poor man's mans English Engl1sh , mear5 means that the government can't cant can'tspend can'tspend can'tspend cantspend ' take takeIn takein takein spend any mOl moie mote e money than they In If they don dont t take in any theycan't they theycan't theycan't theycant can't cant ' spend any Thit TInt That is nothing nothmg but butcommon butcommon butcommon common business busmess sense But we have havea a lot of these appiopnating applopnating appropriating senators senatorsthat that can cant t understand Mr Tydmg's Tydmgs Tyding's Tydings Tydmg'sIdeas Tyding'sideas Tyding'sideas Tydingsideas Tyding'sideasT ' ideasTbrv Ideas T"f'V TfV Tbrv " T ' PV claim now that wewl we \ will \wl wl have tocr to toc toc1 tariff . . Now 'I I cr ( ' " " , . -1 1 . - icthing Iething about the . fo 4 . * , > protective tariff of ours is known knownthe knownthe knowntlie the world over as the American plan planWe planWe planWe We ' patented 'Patented it But other nations nationshac nationshave nationshave ha\c ha c have \ patented so many claims and im- im improvements improvements Im Improvements - : provements over o\er o er o.er oer \ ' . us that they have havejust havejust havejust just about crowded us off the marketAt maikct malket market maikctAt At a recent conference with news news- newspapennen newspapermen . - papermen papennen Al AI Smith was asked if hc he hcwas hewas hewas was going to accept a cabinet cabmet post m in mthe inthe inthe the incoming administration admmistraUon Afterremoving After Afterremovmg Afterremoving removmg removing his Ius cigai clgal cigar from his mouth he hereplied hereplied hereplied replied , "No No " sir " Well after knockmg knocking knockmgthe knockingthe knockingthe the ashes out of the old corn cob 'Cob ' hod hodwe , , we can t help but say , Thank 'Thank ' you , , sir " Arthur Brisbane says that thIS thIScountry thiscountry thiscountry country is too big and too sensible for forrevolution forrevolution forrevolution revolution He says it would be foolish foolishto foolishto foolishto to shoot wlien when we ha\ ha have hae hate \ e the ballotThat ballot ballotThat ballotThat That is exactly right nght Of course wewould we wewould wewould would not think thmk of disputing Mr . . Bris BrIs- BrIsbane Brisbane Brisbane - bane Ijut But ut we heard a fellow say that thatthere thatthere thatthere there has been some very sensiblepeople sensible sensiblepeople sensiblepeople people in revolt and the bigger they theyare theyare theyare are the harder they fall . We hate to admit it , , but the presi presi- presidentelect presidentelect presidentelect - dent-elect dent elect - is oUHon off + u ion on another fishmg fishing fishingtrip fishingtrip trip It ItA It-begins It begins A - begins to look took as though we wewas wewas wewas was going to .have have . have another fishing fishingpresident fishingpresident fishingpresidentA president presidentA A clothing store failed the other day dayin dayin dayin in Grand Junction Some of thepeople the thepeople thepeople people in Grand Junction say that themoney the themoney themoney money they spent nt a year or so ' . ago 3.go 3go re- re remodeling remodeling re remodeling - modeling their thell ' buildmg building , especIally especIallytheIr especiallytheir especiallytheir theIr new front , , was what broke them themThat themThat themThat That is very ' probable 'Probable The front we weput weput weput put on two or three years ago is 15 what whatbroke whatbroke whatbroke broke all aU of usTwo us usTwo Two men on the train tram "So So " you arefrom are arefrom arefrom from Detroit ? That is the town wherethey where wherethey wherethey they make male so many automobiles Isn't Isnt Isn'tIt isn'tit isn'tit isntit ' It ? ' 'Yes Yes ' Yes , but "e e tie w " e manufacture manufarture otherthings other otherthings otherthings things theie there , too " "Yes Yes " , yes , I havel have havelrode haveirode , rode in them also " Be not dlSma disma dismayed } ed if misfortuneshould mIsfortune mIsfortuneshould misfortuneshould should overtake thee Keep faith and andshe andshe andshe she wiU WIll not long keep you J'ou Jou ' ompany company . . |