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STEVENSOJ When Maglstrata Magistrate . . b I bredcncL rcdcricb redericL . llughe Hughes Hughestold Uughebtold : . told an eighteen ycir ye'1r ye1r year ' old y , ) iouth outh outli ar arrested arrested arrested rested for hitching onto a tiollev ttollev hollev car . , that tthat hat ( hurrj hurraing hurrying mg to get no\\ no nowhere nohere noshere \ \ % here is a anew anew anew new discisc dlsc1.se dlsc1se disease . , , he made an accur1.te accur1te accurate accur1.tediagnosis accuratediagnosis accuntediagnosis . diagnosis New YorLcrs Yorl.crs Yorkers . . , . declared the theJudge thejudge thejudge Judge , . ru rush h e\ e eeryn cicryuherc eserynhere \ eryn here They Tl1ey falJ fall falldownstairs falJdownstairs falldownstairs downstairs Into the sub\\ sub suba subway \ a when the\ the then theare thenare the\are the are \ are going no place In particular . . The TheJUdge Thejudge Thejudge JUdge might ba\e ba e ha\e ha hale \ gone e\cn e cn eHD e'en een \ ' farther fartherBe fartherHe fartherHe Be He might hare have mentioned the fact factthat factthat factthat that many a New Yorker risks bis his bislife hislife hisItfe life threading Broadftay Broaday Broadway Broad\\ Broad \ ay or Fifth 'lrth lrth [ ' a In awe awesue ewe e eQue Que sue traffic and Rnd having reached the theopposite theopposite pposlte opposite < > curb safely , stops to chat chatwith chatwith chatwllh with a friend or look 1001 . at the scenery sceneryOr sceneryOr sceneryOr Or he might have added that havln havin havingtumbled . tumbled down dossn don n the tbe subwaj subway stairs srnirs stalrs . , b he heHolds heholds ( > bolds Holds up trains and Rnd discommodes discommodesothers discommodesothers discommodesothers others by endeavoring to crowd crO\t'd crO t'd td \ ' Into Intocars intocars Intocars cars before Defore those who desire to lea\e lea e lease leaehave leasehave lea \ ehaTo have succeeded In getting out . . . S * . S . r * . rOn On Fifth a\enue a enue avenue \ . , I 1 observed obsered , a tall tallv.eUdressed tallweUdressed tallwell-dressed tallwell dressed v.eU-dressed v.eUdressed v.eU veU dressed weUdressed . - - man run nildly wildly \ ildly to c1tch catch citcha c1tcha catcha a bus though one of the same num number number numher ber and find the same destination was right rightbehind rightbehind rightbehind behind . . Quite probably , . the t\\ t two t0 \ 0 busses reached reJ.cbed reJcbed . his bls street at the .aml aml same sametime & : . &ain ain &ain.time . < .time time . time But he chose to make mal.e male . the race racejust racejust racejust just the same That same aftClnoon afternoon afteinoonIn aftClnoonIn afternoonin In Times squire sqU'1re sqU1re ' , I 1 noticed a five fivefooter fivefooter fivefooter footer ClL elbowing OWlDg > his s \ wiy sty 1y through the thecro thecrowds thecrowds cro\\ cro crods crowds \ ds as if pursued At a wIndow wIndowCu windowfull windowfull Cu full II of shirts , he be stopped sp\eral sp eral speral several sp\ sp \ eral minutes min minutes minutes utes , . then resumed his mad scramble scrambleto to get ahead . . Drh Drhers Drisers ers endea endeavor endea"or \"or "or or \ " to tobeat tobeat tobeat beat tra traflic traffic lc lights Hghts and risk rlsl . arrest mere mere- merely merely merely - - ly to gain a few seconds at best . It Itall Itall Itall all reminds me of an 0111cer ofllcer ouicer at SIxth SIxthavenue Sixthavenue Sixthavenue avenue and Forty 'orty orty [ ' second street whoyanked who whoyanl.cd whoyanked yanl.cd yanlcd yanked . a pedestrian out of the way wayof wayof wayof of a taxi . "It It "If If " you don't dont ' quit your yourhurrymg yourhurrying yourhurrying hurrymg hurrying , you 11 II get to s \ where there here you're youre you'regoing you'regoing you'regoing youregoing ' going before you're youre ' due , " he dec.lared declared declared.And declaredAnd . . . And the rescued one , as n.s ns . soon as re released released released leased , darted right Into the traffic . , . S . . * . * New York's Yorks ' hurry habit bablt seems to toinfect toinfect toInfect infect visitors also At theater time timeI 1 I walked wall.ed walled . through Times square with withan withan withan an out of town friend There were wereonly wereonly wereonly only two blocks blochs to go and a full fif- fif fifteen fifteen fif fifteen - - teen minutes to make mal.o malo . It it . . . But he m1de made m1denasty madenasty midenasty nasty remarks about the speed of New NewYork NewYork NewYork York and fretted himself blmself Into quite a astew astew astew stew because the crowds wouldn'thurry wouldn'thurry wouldn't wouldnt wouldn'thurry ' hurry . . . What I started out to say , however however.was howeverwas . , was that a woman coming In on a aNew aNew aNew New Haven excursion , became a VlC vac VlCUm vactim vietim Um tim of New York's Yorks ' ' hurry habit bablt as the thetram thetrain thetrain tram train entered Grand Central station stationShe stationShe stationShe She hopped oft ocr off before befor . , .the the the train trainstopped trainstopped trainstopped stopped A brakeman fearing she shewould shewould shewould would fall under the wheels n \ heels , , . pulled pulledthe pulledthe pulledthe the emergency cord The brake bral.e brale . went wenton wenton wenton on and 40 passengers were Inj Injured ured . S * . M * . MRecently Recently . , I 1 mentioned a mail mall truck truckdrn'er truckdriver truckdriver drn'er drner driver ' \ whose hose heart had become affect affected affected affected ed because bccause he be had been lifting hitIng he\Vy he Vy heavy heVysaChS heavysacks heivysacks ' \ saChS sacks for years ycars and that though thouglJ he hewas beflas was \ as In the hospital , . his employer wa was wasdoing wandoing : . domg doing nothing for him The United - - - - bt M St ites 1te8 of America AmerH.a AmerHa . need noi not worry worryabout worryabout worryabout about him 111m now tie's ties ne's nes He's Hes ' ' deadt dead t * . i * . iDown * . Do\\ Do Down Don \ n In the fur district , a n plcl picket picketwas picketwas et etwas was walking wall.lng walllng . up and down the placard placardbe placardtie placardhe be tie cjrned c.1rrled c1rrled carried . announcing announcmg that thevork the \vork vork work workera \ workers vorkers ers era of a certain store . , Importers of offurs offurs offurs furs , were on strike strlhe strive By and by , the theproprietor theproprietor theproprietor proprietor came along and asked the thepicl.et thepicket thepicket picl.et piclet picket . if he wanted to earn $2 2 $25 25 $ : > The Theplcl.et Thepicket Thepicket plcl.et plclet picket . Inquired how . . "Oh Oh " . , . lust Just put put'fine put'fine put'fine putfine 'fine fine ' ' in front of furs , ' was the reply replyP replyP P . S SThe -The The - The offer was not accepted acceptedS S * . t . S * . SRaymond Raymond Barbas , Paris perfumer perfumerdoesn't perfumerdoesn't perfumerdoesn't perfumerdoesnt doesn't doesnt ' see much hope for the Indus Industry industry Industry try he be represents among men of the theUnited theUnited theUnited United States European uropean men gen generally generally generally erally ha\ ha have hae hale \ e accepted perfume but be he bedoesn't hedoesn't hedoesn't hedoesnt doesn't doesnt ' believe beHeve American Amercan [ men will ever evercapitulate evercapitulate evercapitulate capitulate . . . He's Hes ' never come u up out outof outof outof of the subway at Seventh avenue and andForty andForty 'orty orty Forty [ ' second street and whiffed that thatbarber thatbarber thatbarber barber shopS shop * . S . S * . SMr Mr . Barbas also has found Amer Ameni Amenican American ! can women different when It comes to toperfume toperfume toperfume perfume In Europe urope , a woman chooses choosesa a scent and sticks to It it . . , In America Americaa a womanW woman " % will "ill ill \W W \ use half a dozen and andCrequently andfrequently andfrequently Crequently frequently combine several severai at one onetime onetime onetime time . , . Co @ . , 1333 1933 Bell lieu syndICl.te-W-'U syndICl.teWU syndICl.te syndIClte W 'U U Syndicate-w1rU Syndicate w1rU Syndlcaf : . . . - WNU : - ' SorTice Service |