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I on the doings of the senate investigat investlgat- investlgat investlgating investigating - ing committee Maybe looking lookmg Investfgat-I Investfgat I for forsome forsome forsome some big town company down his way waybefore waybefore waybefore before longPresident long longPresident President Roose\- Roose Roosevelt's Roosevelts Rooseelt's Roosetelt's Roosetelts \ - elt's elts ' major task I iamoving ; ) movIng the government from New NewI NewYork NewYork NewYork I York City back down to Washf1gt Washington ! n If the loads 10\ds 10 ds roads ' \ and rnd tnd tndeathcr ) } weather \\eathcr eathcr \ permits he hemay hemay may make it The spring sprmg of the year yearis yearis yearis heI I is alv aly ays a bad time to moveV moveY move V Y V"n " ' -"n "n n 'n - " the heavens lighted up on the thetarn theetarn thep - - the other it made madea madeI p e--tarn e tarn tsrn -tarn tarn slope night , a lot of those folks wonder if they had hadbeen hadI hadbeen hadbeen I been living llvmg right Like Lll.e Llle . the Californiaearthquake CalIfornIa CalIfornIaI CalIfornIaearthquake Californiaearthquake I earthquake , it's its ' nothing nothmg to worryabout worry worryabout worryabout about You remember a a .a . , few years yearsago yearsago yearsago ago , Halley HaUey Hailey s comet lost part of its talL tail talLThe tall.The tallThe . The scientists have always contended contendedthat contendedthat contendedthat that it would would-be would be would'be wouldbe ' - e coming commg alongWe alongWe along alongWe We ha\ ha hac ha\e ha e hate \ c come to an understandingm understandmgm understandingin understandmg understanding understandmgI I m in regard to beei beel bees We aie ale are going tomake to tomake tomake make it in Utah for export only We Weare Weare'not Weare'not Wearenot are'not arenot are ' not going to drink or sell it in the thestate thestate thestate state , we have made up our minds to tostay tostay tostay stay with home brew This new tangl fangl- fangl mangl- mangl fangled mangled tangled - ed stuff Is a little l1ttle light hght anyv anyway . ay . 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