| Show 1111 11 1111 I 1 1 1 H H H that bird the butler by HELEN ST BERNARD fi H 11 I 1 1 I 1 HH I 1 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 1 copyright 11 exulted mrs james J wellington crandall lies a perfect treasure ie ah mr jamies wellington Cran dalls abin was elevated tio removed his collar before the mirror who ahe new butler of course our dinner Is to be ab so cutely perfect walt outly bally marlette sees him aties been looking fur a new butler for mouths I 1 knows ills stuff does he I 1 thought so by the way he took my coat when I 1 in his hawks isn t th it just too delightful it sounds so out bes really all american and so courteous and mild minu ered all the qualifications for the perfect butler huh courteous and mild mannered hawks darling not I 1 m going down now I 1 m just dying to see the centerpiece and he nude the most excellent about serving the caviar something really new ell run along while I 1 get dressed iut don t set too much stock by thai perfect treasure ew brooms sweep dean anil ull that and he not stay gee ou look like hie badr in the top of a christmas tree in that dress thank you jimmie you are n Irea surel ale n hawks and er by the way dear ou magni ak him it he really knows how to mix cocktails 1 I siy cundall whispered mr aben cullen over alie dinner table baine cocktail potent 1 delicious t shire the secret with me wont you possibly here 1 mean hawks in lie con coated it bort of reminds me of one we aed to have in 1 ranee bak in iain and lb e named it the bully ard lucre was a captain in my outfit in fact he was nil captain and when he found I 1 cougil throw the stuff together right lie took it upon himself this captain I 1 speak of to appoint me as his personal bartender lou jimmie exclaimed mrs adaar at his liht why you well he w is u captain and I 1 was that s all hard boiled I 1 when he cussed he turned the air indigo I 1 A lady killer too 1 here was one american girl in the canteen I 1 was pretty keen for miriam bedell of omaha I 1 used to help her make bully beef and sandwiches and sweep out the canteen and all that but she canned me for this caption of course alie two bars and sam browne belt sort of put alie buck privates uniform in the but it hurt like alie dickens ahe american girls meant home to us often wonder where mil la ro Is now perhaps slie the captain christine oil no she marry that bird bhe jua liked uniform and that all be did he put ino and my huddle scotty in lie brioc because we were late into camp one lien our camion broke down and we add to bum a ride on a french farm cart and the i cry next week scotty and I 1 went to idris on a three day leave and we found eliat bird there A W 0 LI darned dueh for him that we got sailing orders the day after we got back to the outfit did you eer see him again thank you hawkens hawks I 1 as the butler placed a plate before him oh ies 1 saw him again the outfit came back on the same boat I 1 alie enlisted men were packed like sardines down in alie hold and the second day out the ocean proceeded to turn upside down I 1 I 1 was in my berth praying the boat would sink quick when that bird came down and made me mix bilm a Bully vard Amerl calne and then I 1 he bawled me out tor not saluting heinl hanks I 1 yes mr crandall more coffee please and while hawks stood at his el bow jimmie concluded bis reminiscing nis cing 1 I said right then and there that it I 1 ever caught eliat bird west of the statue of I 1 iberry it was a tragic face that confronted jimmie crandall when the last guest had gone christides Chri stines bare shoulders drooped dejectedly from the suver sheath that made her look like a star in her band she held n sheet of pi tp paper jimmie she walled lies gone yeah ye ah james wellington cran dalls clien was elevated as he removed bis collar before lie mirror who the new butler of course and he was such a perfect jim mie cran dall I 1 what WM the name of that captain over there Jim niles back was turned as he still struggled with his collar oh that bird hia name was hawkens why |