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Show Dilemma "Smith is m man who takes oQ bit bat to nobody." "Then bow dots be get bit hair tutr The Farmer Won A close-fisted farmer supplied to a local house three dozen eggs every week. One week he found that he had accidentally sent one egg too many. Determined not to lose on the deal, he called at the house. "Mr. Smith," he said, "I sent along one egg over the three dozen this week." "Surely you're not going to worry wor-ry over a little thing like that," Mr. Smith said. "Let's settle it with a drink. What will you have?" "Eggnog," was the farmer's reply. re-ply. Out on a Limb "Is It true that it cost J?5 U have your family tree looked up?" "Well, not exactly. I paid $5 to have it looked up and $20 to have It hushed up." |