Salt Lake Telegram | 1919-10-30 | Page 15 | Selma Beards Eely Noodle Great Splashing Takes Place Squirmy Mass is Downed

Selma Beards Eely Noodle Nood s s 3 s Gre Great Splashing Takes Pla Place e w. w V. V S Squirmy Mass Is Downed P. P J 9 1 y I I By Selma Miller Did you yota ever beard the squirmy noodle It irl his den I have Just the oth other r night I su succeeded In downing a big mess of oC them They twisted writhed shimmied allaround all allaround allaround around the bowl and several of ot them snapped at me me But Rut I conquered If IC all the noodles I ate were placed I end to end they would reach rach from Crom here hereto to there and back again Isn't th the noodle the thing you ever saw I if it is isn't caressing your ears its it's hanging on on your neck for tor the first time Is some ritual especially if you have others In the party who understand noodle In inhaling in- in haling Noodles Noodle are so gymnastically In in- in Sliding scooting and shimmy shimmy- In ing are their thir specialties They slide off oft of you ou fork scoot under th the table and squirm on the floor loor at the same time barking loudly Th Then n too mating noodlEs noodlE's Is danger clang I ous One gets so angry that lie he n nearly swallows his fork I Something will have to be done to I solve the noodle eating problem 1 I i fear it will mean the downfall ll ot of our 1 young men and women for it is conducive to language that cant can't always be found in the dictionary After my noodle conflict I feel Ceel I have a suggestion to make to the big four They're casting around for suit suit- suitable able punishment for the kaiser wh Vh Why I dont don't they make him eat fat a bowl of 1 noodles in public I