Show n THE JARR FAMILY By Roy McCardelL J ashamed of Arent Aront you OU yourself cried Mrs Irs Jarr lan indignantly Look what timo it Is Mr Jarr looked but the tho bureau clock dock was waR going around In a circle in the I most surprising manner m So he ho smiled benl benignly and asked huskily If Ir Mrs Jarr felt better lie said berrer but Mrs Jarr knew I what what he meant Id 1 d feel teel a great deal better if It you came homo home at a a. decent hour and In a decent condition replied Mrs Jarr Thank goodness we wo are arc going to have prohibition in this country That will mean an end of or that Gus' Gus place Yun In place said Mr Tan Jan Wu where Did you get Mr hat t ht t t tho the Y Y M M. M I. I C. C A. A asked Mrs Jarr with bitter sweetness I Been neen at and brotherhood of ot ofhie hie man always alway doubted declared Mr Jarr and herd here ho shed sheda a 0 tear There wont won't be he any universal peace around here hero until you OU stop Atop such performances performances performances per per- as these Mrs Jarr de de- de However you had better go goto goto goto to bed and when you O are in a normal condition we will discuss the tho matter I more moro fully tully Cant matter any more moro hIe ful fully asserted Mr Jarr Jar with I great dignity Then ho disrobed more or less Jess successfully and managed ed to find tho the bed wh where re ho he thought he last saw MW It before putting out the light tight The next morning Mr Jarr hied awn away with a headache Mrs Itt Jarr not gracing gracing grac grac- ing the breakfast hoard board He returned home homo with a carefully car prepared defense defense defense de de- de- de but there was no need to offer otter it Mrs Jarr received him with tho the gracious gracious gra tra- cious tact of ot forgetfulness Look what Clara Smith brought me toda today she said pleasantly pleasant pleasant- I ly 1 and she sho disclosed a dainty limp leather volume It H isn't an any of ot that Jail get literature that illegal a advice on eugenics eugenics eugen eugen- ics I hope remarked Mr Ir JarrI Jarr Mrs Jarr retorted retort retort- I should sa say not c ed See Seo the tho title Mr Ir Jarr squinted squint squint- ed close at the pretty prett booklet My 01 Faire he ho read What Is it ft a poem he asked No said Mrs Jarr Its a n compendium compendium com com- for the woman who would bewell bewell be bo bowell well groomed Listen LIRten If How My Iy La Ladye e Faire should begin tho the day Mr Ir Jarr groaned but ho he knew he deserved deserve punishment and ho bore up manfully I Before her roun round of social activities activities ties tics begins for tor tho the da day clay Mrs Jarr read My Lalle Faire has her maid enter when sho she rings The deft Abigail Abigail Abi Abl- gail gaU greets reet her mistress with a re respectful respectful re- re Bonjour Madame raises the silken curtains prepares the tho bath at atthe atthe the tho proper temperature and then ad ad- ad justs My Lade Faires Faire's peignoir aner after removing the lac lacy robe de null mutt Mr Jarr groaned Inwardly a again After Arter My Iy Ladye Faire e has her bath her tor maid serves her her chocolate or oreate cafe au lilt and a n dainty roll with fruit There Then My Ladye Faire Fairo Is helped into her boudoir gown and und cap and calls caBs for her social secretary to read her the latest intelligence of or fashionable fashion fashion- fashionable able people people Fashionable people haven't any Intelligence in intelligence In- In muttered Mr Jarr but his good Jad lady didn't heed him but read on The Tho boudoir robe is of or softest crepe do de chine chino trimmed with lace an and such as ns despite the war My I Lad Lade Ladye jo Faires Faire's Parisian outfitters still supply ns fil their masterpieces In these well termed med garments In- In times times' Oh oh exclaimed Mr Ir Jarr I forgot forgot for tor- got bot something and he rushed out Mrs Irs put down the dainty book He wont won't forget target how I ought to look Jook when he comes home as ho he ought not notto notto notto to look Jook she remarked grimly |