Show THE THE JARR FAMILY FAMILY- m 17 by U the Ue Pru INu Co Well Vell how Is the Uie world treating you OU Mr asked askell Mr Jarr cheerily as he encountered his neighbor neighbor neigh neigh- o bor the glazier at Gus Gus' place Business Business is so 50 bum that it aint no wonder onder people do what they do for forto forto forto to build up a trade replied the gla gIn zier Me fe only It is fashionable now to put in looking glasses In closet doors I 1 would starve to death What we Ve need is lots lols of ot snow and a big I IVe strong wind By Roy McCardell Not for me said Mr Jarr I dont don't care for foz snow and wind You would if you jou ou was in the glass lass I business replied Mr Comes a snow and the boys throw snowballs then my mr telephone rings to 10 ask me to come around and fix the broken basement winders Comes a strong wind and tho the glass fronts blow blowout out ho so it all helps I II I guess you arc are the only one olle that I sees Jt it that way remarked Mr 1 Jarr Sure was the reply hut but everybody every every- bOd body sees it a different wa way Here is Berr Berry the feller what Is 15 s an undertaker undertaker under under- taker laker next door to 10 me My I make makem my m throat sore coughing for that feller fel tel ler just so hell he'll ho bo sociable Tell mo me about your cou cough h You got sot rid of oC It it all nil right said Mr lr JarrI Jarr I 1 didn't 1 have have la e any cough replied the glazier Only about a week ago I am taking out an au or order er for a glass what is broken in a china closet up UI the street and azid I J see Bee Berr Berry the tho undertaker under under- taker standing in his door an and he lie looks as though nobody aint going tp lp die die all all down m in his heart like and so bo me you oU know Im I'm always the Ule I feller to 10 do R a good turn to anybody when it dont don't cost anything so I coughed for Berry and that makes him stop me and shake hands Generally he lie only says Its nice weather callier aint it But when I cough that way he lie asks me mc into Gus' Gus to have something lIko you do Berry says I My What a bad cough you got And I say Hay Yes It dont don't seem to 10 get no better and Im I'm going to BOO seo the doctor about IL It Berry says taya to me Tako Take my mv advice and dont don't see no doctor They only soak you ou and U they e dont don't do you any good I 1 never speak to a a. doctor Well Mr continued wo we had some of or tho free lunch too and I said I 1 wondered wb why they had salt pickles and anil salt herring herring every thing salty And Berry Derry says sas everything every overy I thing is sour and salty salt mit free lunch so as to malco maleo customers thirsty There was tricks in every trade but undertaking Berr Berry said and then I coughed for tor him again And then thea he lIe treated again lie Ho ha hind had an au eye to business too remarked Mr Jarr what I think replied Sla Sin II vint k And every da day I J would cough for him and every day he ho would treat But what good is it to do it I now I Why not asked askell Mr J JarrI Jarr arr I I III can cough now till m my head aches and nd Berry turns his back bacle said SIn Sla vinsky with a a. sigh Its all because m my roy wife tells his wife about her fathers fathers father's lathers lather's fath lath ers er's and mothers mother's golden wedding wo we was waK to Mr Jarr's gaze aze bespoke his Interest interest inter Inter- est and Mr 1 went on My ly wife tells Mrs 1 Berry about the golden wedding and how an undertaker sends flowers and fifty camp chairs for the people to sit on and dont don't charge nothing noth noth- ing because people who have hava golden weddings cant can't live livo long Jong People like that my wife says you could dio die for so I took his telephone number In Incase Incase Incase case anything happened Mr Sla Sla- vinsky has a bad cold to But didn't she know Berry was wasI I treating you OU for Cor your our cold 1 asked Mr I Jarr Sure was the reply why She Sho dont don't like mo me to go InGus' InGus in inGus' inGus Gu Gus Gus' at anybody's expense ever Well that's too bad said Mr Jarr I was Just going to ask you ou to go in at mine Oh that's all right Mister Charr answered Mr brisk briskly Vot my iY vito vHo dont don't know w wont won't hurt me ms I |