Show What Every Woman oman 1 t Sometimes Wishes tJ UI U Co 1 1 Last week I 1 was a 3 consistent feminist feminist and and SO advanced Simply wild about Suffrage and Womans Woman's Work and anti Economic Independence Inde Inde- v and au all that Hut But ut today I have havo Just returned from froni a holi hoU holiday day dav visit to my little home town And nd I J dont don't dont know what has bas happened hap to me i I r I dont don't seem to care about anything anything any any- thing worth orUl while not while not even the Vote Vole I Just want Somebody to come home at 6 o'clock every evening And light the tallest burners of oC the tho chandelier And fill tho the house with bayrum and cigar smoke And put the Ute screens in in the spring And the cat out at night And fix the radiator when it leaks And look Jook at the furnace and sharpen tho the bread knife And bull bully the cook And sa say There there Never eYer mind Let its Husband do its ita THINKING for It And tell me mo all nIl about tho the War news and the Ule Administration And how the country ought to be bc berun run run and and all that hat to CARE how much I pay for tor my hats II And restrain me from Crom wearing In my V frocks Crocks too short I And lecture me on my extravagance extravagance gance I I Somebody to keep a razor and a penknife and a a. fountain pen and a II I I reliable watch around the house And bring home all the pers And worry about the bills bills' I want pink chiffon tea gowns and frill frilly breakfast caps And somebody to wear them for tor I J want family portraits on the walls and Victorian mid furniture And Ice cream for dinner on Sundays Sundays Sun Sun- days 1 want to bo be President of oC the tho Ladies Ladies' Ladies Ladies Ladies' La La- dies' dies Local Literary society And to read papers on Browning and work beautiful centerpieces I want to grow middle aged agel comfortably com tort bl and not care HOW much I weigh Or whether I have and wrinkles or not I want to be a l RIB and a Clinging ClIngIng Cling ing Vine and a sweet old fashioned woman And Darling But nut Im I'm an ADV ADVANCED WOMAN OMAK And J so 50 you ou know Ive I've GOT to bo wed wedded ell to my Art Art ArtAnd And devoted to my Career And wrapped up in Suffrage And to dabble in New Thought and Psycho-analysis Psycho and And dress like a debutante and keep m my figure and dance the tile foxtrot fox fox- trot And chatter about Womans Woman's Sphere and Living Your Own Life Lite And all that sort of ot thing But sometimes I J wonder what itis Itis it itis is all about And Just how lon long I shall be a able le leto to keep up tim tho |