Show t I J 1 Money a es y the U is e create never pl la it as which valuable hable Herbert Kaufman's Kaufman Exclusive ve Telegram Page H I A AP p pessimist for aren't arent t pays delivered SerI Ser Ser- u in ed that il II I III I II ll I l I I I IIII I I L J 0 1 I I I I I IJ J If v vh h ff i 0 5 p e F f l. l It Jo r r a if f ot u 4 L I i. i or t Nr B BY Y HERBERT HERBER R T T KA KAUFMAN M AN I r Ee il B NATURE NATURE turns out a alot lot of precision bungles precision i l L is not one of h her r virtues She lacks an inI ih- ih 1 I I depa department A percentage of her products products prod- prod should never be delivered they delivered they belong to tok k t the junk pile g f Man has learned to work vork by fixed standards but the Might Might- is not accurate te or ref re- re 1 f liable liable liable-a a manufacturer of uncertain machines J i Jj Thousands of us reach the earth with loose tm sections flawed parts and missing gears Even R 5 people equipped with all aU essentials for forthe r the business of life are often a 3 bit out of order I I Trivial adjustments would put them in sound condition To some extent we ve can do this for ourselves but unfortunately we ve dont don't know the theA exact purpose of all our contents A I e Scores of spots in the human body are blind puzzles When we ve are adepts with vital organs theres there's F no guessing what the Adam family wont won't s 's i tm P 1 IS h I Certainly I there are forces awaiting a mal management manage manage- ge- ge f meat ment with which still undetected realms will be bei i- i sensed and penetrated E Clairvoyance may yet be proved a definite human function We are so v variously sensitive that a few among us are quite possibly born with vitha a awakened instincts v which ich are temporarily q quiescent quiescent cent in the generality of folk Genius is a manifestation of this sort The ability to conceive music and painting and other products of inspiration can probably be traced to the presence of subtle essences tucked a away way in some unclassified holder j Were We're only just aware of the importance of glands to the scheme of existence Recently they seemed purposeless things things mere mere trouble makers and cold catchers Now v experimenters at the University of California California California Cali Cali- fornia proclaim them as master forces They've demonstrated that the pituitary body a tiny bit bitof bitof bitof of stuff at the base of the brain determines phys phys' ical teal growth gro and is the likely source of cancer A substance called contained in this little reservoir promises an antidote for the dread- dread est scourge we endure It is that regulates height and aud weight When sufficiently active it causes us to be tall or C y stout Theres There's no telling wh when rt you'll be buying extra inches and pounds at the drug counter Stranger predictions have turned out true g We own o hosts of unrealized assets some of which offer incredible returns Savage tribes undoubtedly exercised their telepathic telepathic tel tel- telepathic s sympathies to a degree unattained by the superior whites t 1 I s sare Australian Austral an bushmen barely above th the beasts I are O IJ uncannily psychic fakirs suspend animation for days at ata a stretch Their amazing control of unconsciousness unconscious unconscious- ness ness attests the presence of human powers still to be revealed to civilization r I We appear to be filled with buttons for forin will in C to touch We m must st hurry and locate them Mythology asserts that our progenitors were were ri Titans tans With due help from froIn us our sons can eventually t ally revert to type I s. s This earth was vas plainly planned for gi giants n ne We e remain dwarfs d only through disregard of our potencies Lets Let's be bigger bigger in in every way H |