Show 1 THE SONG OF SONGS I IDear Dear Mr Judell Claire used to sit on the floor her head on my knee I took a great deal of delight In stroking her lux luxurious urious unious head of deep brown hair Now and then she turned her hex amber eyes up to mine and we sighed We were divinely happy after atter the wedding and the consummation of all my ray ambitions seemed due clue to oc occur occur occur oc- oc cur when we moved into a little home of our own She had furnished furnished furnished fur fur- It all herself I was not to see the Interior until we moved in In livIng living liv liv- After applauding her taste ing room and dining room furniture I was led to a small back room This Is the best surprise of aU all all Claire said This is your den It was decorated with pennants In one corner was a sewing machine machine ma ma- chine S Snoring swordfish j 4 That's why I prefer blondes blondes- Frank H. H Halsey J I Listen Mr Editor I r know them all I know the blondes the brunettes brunettes brunettes bru bru- and the red heads Harry was a blonde and he was wa wasa a handsome dog But he never had more than a half-dollar half in his hla pocket at one time Joe was as a brunette He was saving say sav savi ing up his money to buy me a vine vine- clad cottage while I was all full of ideas about night clubs i Mike was a red head and he had bad money But he wanted 10 worth 10 worth of ot companionship for tor every dollar he spent I know them all And And And- That's why I prefer them bald bald- headed headed Gertrude Gertrude H. H Broeck |