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S Stick ck to the time old-time habit I On Pile File Prior POor Specialist Before I cs can fit you with arch supporters I mus must have the Impression of one of your our feet teet Burly Patient I think you already already al- al al 1 ready have one Your office assist 1 ant called on m my daughter last eve eve- eve 1 nl ning C. g.-C g. C J J. J Becker J The Oriental I 1 suppose In China they eat chop suey three times a day da day John said the American who struck up a a. conversation conversation con con- with the tha Chinese walterj walter waiter No Xo re replied lIed John no dishes Otio Otto H H. B Freund Fcc Fre- und S SAt SI I f At All AH C Cost Corta lr An old maid who dreaded detection Used powder and rouge to perfectIon perfection 1 tIon When a bewhiskered beau Tried to kiss she cried No I 1 must roust keep that school-girl school complexIon complexion com corn Louise Barton Dangerous Dnn Willis Willis- If I was to hit that traffic 1 tic fie cop on the nose would I r be arrested ar- ar arrested rested 11 1 Nulls lis No Xo the cop would be arrested Murder Is murder mUrder- murder murder-Mr Mrs frs Paul Frankel 11 j Ill I'll send something good d one of these fine days i I And my mv name mid THE FUN SHOP stars will blaze I Lester Nicholson OUT OtT TUB THE ESS BUH WOULD WORLD ITS DEAD DE Right night here her lie the bones of ot Cornelia Cornell Her b boss B. B 1 Japer Ws was dictating she dictating she rattler S a paper S. S Under this headstone sweet Kitty Smith lies 1 Her pen sputtered ink In her lear dear ear 4 boss' boss eyes Here with arm folded lies Tulle McCue f The boss bose cracked a Joke She said I I I read that too Here Hera lies a a. stenographer Margaret Margare Dunn She rolled naughty eyes ees at her boss boss' young oung son son Here lies what Is left of ot Angela Me Ie J Lauter 1 She lunched with her boss boss and and P the boss boss' wife caught her Alice Alice Lake Yes leJ They Do Jo My Myad Iy dads dad's s a traffic cop and when he ne holds up his hand people stop right now now boasted Tomm Tommy 1 nothing said Felix ily My U fathers father's a preacher and people stop when he holds up one finger Frank Bernstein I I ERSES AND REVERSES ERSES A A. Little tie Dew You were ere as lovely ovely as you vou could b be beI To bring these beautiful flowers to I me And you ou kept them so fresh 1 I wonder how I believe theres there's a little dew on them no now Well y y ves there J is I. he stammered stam starn- Ahem But tomorrow Ill I'll finish paying for them T. 1 11 J. J M M. Thomas S S C A V Slight Ml Mistake In describing a toned tone wedding The Tho reporter Intended I t think In fact Ive I've no doubt about it It- It To say The fhe roses were pink Whatever happened I know not Unless maybe the printer nas was was' drunk But Dut when hen I 1 glanced at al the notice It read The roses were punk Edith Edith Leominster Made Mad nde Ao Xo o Dent In III his Mind iliad Did your son get a a. diploma from the grammar school Tso co X 0 All he lie got was his vaccine vaccina healthy tion leoa scar that Mentally his 1 t education he n wouldn was so f ft J. J l UK J L. L it M. Molding Margaret How are you jou getting on on with your new chaperone M roe Moe e I think Ill I'll like her as soon as I get her broken In Mrs l Mrs Oscar Kentz Rentz Didn't nor Burn It If I Captain And we were entirely out of fuel on board Sweet Young Thing But your our J said you ou U kept th the l log 8 wllliam Sanford li Jilt J H lie 1 T fOe to I Mr Mrs n nedford talked ii or V Tie Ive talked and t to Junior but it does no good Seems like he will only take advice from fools tools John OU talk you to him Mrs once Mrs H H. n R R. R Sherma Sher Sher- Sherman ma man Our idea of ot an optimist is the fellow who does his crossword puzzles puzzles in ink Used to Reverses Emmett So you jou OU discharged your chauffeur Dont Don't you think the poor chap will ha have hae e a a. hard time getting another position Jackson Jackson I dont don't see sec wh why he should Any man who drives a acar acar acar car ought to be able to shift for himself Q QED E. E D D. D Bernice Oh Bernic-Oh Oh girls I lost some weight yesterday Ruth and d Mildred How Mildred How did you do it Bernice Bernice I I had my hair bobbed Constance R R. Dowd Copyright 1925 Reproduction n Forbidden |
