Show t FOOLISH WIVES I OF OF HISTORY t r POCAHONTAS Pocahontas was the first cigar store I Indian to achieve wide circulation n. n Pocahontas Poca Poca- hontas was an Indian princess daughter 3 of Powhattan and In a canvas apartment apartment apartment apart apart- I ment close by Richmond Va In the sev- sev century B B. V. V D D. before Vol Vol- stead days She was a romantic young thing and It was her wont vont to sit around th the campfire at night and arid dream of the movie actors shed she'd seen down Petersburg way vay One night while the tribe to which she belonged was out paging Pilgrim scalps several warriors returned with a very specimen known by the then uncommon name of John Smith John was captain in the home guards possessed a nice happy disposition could swim row row play hockey and belonged to very club in inthe the South And Pocahontas ook a fancy to him Powhattan however was do pleasure bent at that particular time and after a wow pow-wow with Ihs cabinet de- de to cut Captain Smiths Smith's head off the shoulders Eight Bight o'clock st standard time was set for he big chop and Pocahontas was advIsed advised ad advised ad- ad by her daddy to be all rea ready y We Well We'll 11 tress for it she was told Pocahontas was angry Here was a perfectly perfectly perfectly per per- fine specimen going to the chopping block The scene was all set Thee hildren were allowed to stay up an hour ur later for forthe forthe the educational merits of t how the squaws were squaw ler than ever while the warriors were all het net up The ax bearer was primed and ready the old ax sharpened t to the nth degree gr i when suddenly Pocahontas burst into to s the ring I have an Idea Stop she cried I cried Theres There's no punishment in death let death let him make lIve live make him marry me and me-and and carry the torture over a number of years it was wasa s bright abright a a. idea they idea they di did as suggested suggested now g edno now look at the Smiths Smith and the signs |