Salt Lake Telegram | 1920-12-05 | Page 11 | Too Good to be True

I TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE Some one has advertised the Chester Pa chamber of commerce as a matrimonial matrimonial matrimonial nial agency Last week the board re received received re- re a letter from a girl who signed herself Rose Dale West Twelfth street Pueblo Colo I I am looking for a tall year old bachelor she stated I want him for fora I I a husband if It he is la good has clean morals and is worth north 1000 the same as I I. I I I People call me pretty and while I want wanta a husband of 50 50 I am just half that age myself But I want my husband to be settled In his his' ways and habits habits If if the tho habits are good ones Please give this to the best looking bachelor in your jour our town as there ther-e is la no one in this place I would have she added On the flap of the envelope she had written Dear God please guide A young lady of ot Chester who thinks J I she is enamored of Harold Lloyd and pesters him with fan letters sent him I I I I I a clipping of ot Rosie's pitiful plea What do you think of ot a girl like this HoseI Rose Hose RoseDale Dale she wanted to know What do I think of her echoed Lloyd when he read the letter I think she is a myth ora or a printers printer's devilish sort of a Joke A pretty young lady 25 years old worth a million dollars looking for fora a husband husband say say there ain aint t no such animal animal animal ani ani- mal If I thought there was Id I'd Jump my and make Pueblo my next stop Im I'm not tall taU and I Im I'm m not 50 50 and andI I Im I'm m not especially with piety nor have I a million bucks to match the ladys lady's own But I have a good disposition tion and Im I'm a cyclone at L the Romeo m Q game If It there Is any such young yoUn gell I and ami she wants to gaze into my shell shell- rimmed orbs every morning Im I'm hern her no