Salt Lake Telegram | 1920-11-26 | Page 18 | Such is Life

I T SUCH IS LIFE I IBy By O. O B B. B JOYFUL j jI jg I wish the autocrat of my brer brea table would come back He Hes He's s on all alling ing trip You don dont don't t know III him yet I have havo often oHern wanted to th him in the tIle da days s 's when he has ny rn 11 th the conversation at our eur boa bosi house holding forth from B A-B Z- Z Z-Y Z y this summer Bummer But nut now we are on our conversa convers resources it It worked like this thi at ning meal f Nice Old Man at head of or the Well well GOOD evening Eve Chorus from All of L Good Us-Good s Good ey VI VIAt l lAt At this point the Fourth Grad C Teacher Introduced her Mr Mumble Mumble Busi Business less 0 q body saying Mist Miste J ble Mumble Soup N N. O O. II M M. at H II of T Not T.-Not Not so co coday day eh eh According to our dispositions overcoats we ive agree or disagree antly Hamberger and American The Perpetual Optimist Optimist Optimist-Is Is t Quaker meeting Why is veryl e-veryl sad I IThe The Perpetual Pessimist v I I the Prettiest Girl in in the Hous be sad too toof if his hamberger had as as bones bones' in it as mine P. P G. G In the H H. Giggles The rest of the hamberger CO cou ou taken ur with attempts attempts to extract Ct th the P P. G G. G in the H. H the cause of her Custard Widow Who Cant Can't Forget Sh She Always Live Li in a Boarding House Hous we were in Mami lI mi that was b bE beT John passed away jou rou know to to- 5 p P. P G. G In the H. H resumes her hep g g W W vr C c. c F. F she didn't didn t Alwa 1 B B. H H. Sniffles Sniffles Between the giggles and the n escaped Gosh How I wish our dear old crat would g pet get t gh his bis Innocent animals and come bac back backus us At least one can steep sleep expounds the wisdom of th the age