Show V V erses V. V Im V. V Vigor Igor igor V. V Victory B By Herbert Kaufman S. S WHEN HEN elephants warble and moles see the day When horses eat beefsteak and men feed on hay When six six multiplied by eleven is ten And Germany rules within sound of Big Ben When treacle is sour and lemons are arc sweet And steam can be made without moisture or heat It- It When cork sinks and roses are plucked at I When Swiss cheese is sold by the weight of its holes a When aeroplane service extends to the stars And round trips are made from Chicago to Mars When doubters and flouters and quitters prevail 1 And daring unsparing enthusiasts fail When shirkers and workers deserve the same wage You may stand a chance lad but not in in this age |