Show 0 M e w r S 11 PA 11 PA HELPS IN HOME WORK Pa says he feared I was a fallin back And so he guessed hed he'd better take a whack At helpin me in home work Now says he In mathematics you are only GI G I think you ought to keep tight right up to E And as that stuff was always pie for me Just bring your book and let me in it it You bet I fetched it for him in a minute And I says Father heres here's a plain equation equation- The teacher says in simple i A horse sixteen hands high just fits a astall stall I t In length nine feet four inches over all Suppose the quadruple becomes a biped What volume has a parallelepiped Whose altitude conceals the horse view from view Well Vell pa he almost turned white red lIe He says For cats cat's sake salce let me have a look look I And then he sat a starin at the book And turning back the pages more Way back to almost two time I And hb hit the book a whack and said I wish this page was that fool fellows fellow's fellows fellow's head head i Who wrote this blim-blam blim n-blam n bloomin I Id I'd knock some sense into him pretty quick I I I just kept still until along about I The rhe time he wore re his second pencil out When he says Well Here it is is and I says No I This part you work worl by inverse ratio I And that part there cant can't be the way its it's meant This antecedent should be the consequent I And pa says Shut your jaw or when you speak I Say things to me in English not in Greek I Well Vell then he worked again until ma said Youve got to let that poor child get to bed lied hadl j And so I went but pa stuck there till one onea I then he didn't get the lesson Jesson done dons And Ind f r fIll I I Ill I'll have to hand and it to him though Hes He's Same game And when next night I got my books ho came I And said Well what's our lesson for today j But nut I says Pa you better keep away Cause I told teacher how you rou helped you se see see And she said that was mighty nice for 01 me But sh she supposed by home work was my own I And maybe Id I'd better work worl it out alone alon Copyright 1918 by the Newspaper Ent Enterprise Association |