Show I r Timely Topics 1 I ISHALL SHALL EARS RETURN The National Hairdressers' Hairdressers a association n n. n In lol mn convocation convocation con con- vocation assembled decrees that women's hair now looped and cooped to hide th the car ear shall bo be stored aloft to permit the aural appendage to come corne to to light again after these many seasons of ot banishment What the tho women women women wo wo- wo- wo men will do remains to be bo seen When women's ears were first abolished dire results predicted It was believed that the hearing hearing- would b be affected seriously and that various maladies would flourish In the absence of ot light and ventilation Tho The prophecies do not appear to havo have been verified Moreover Moreover Moreover More More- over with their ears out of ot sight the natural curiosity ascribed to the daughters of ot Eve has persisted unabated and neighborhood rumor or the uproar of ot the buS busy bury world seems to bo be as as ever They know more more than they ever did about what Is going on everywhere every every- where There Is no sound esthetic reason for tor letting the ear car r remain emain In hiding till tin we have almost forgotten what It ra l rl looks like Tho The poets have concocted man many Impassioned a apostrophes to the ear of Ot the Inamorata It would tako take t too oo much space to give c citations It Is not time to recall f from rom exile what once was rightly regarded as an ornament ornament ornament orna orna- ment and not a a. detriment Philadelphia 7 Ledger A doctor says we wo should have pleasant thoughts while eating But wo we cant can't be Invited out to dine all t the he time Sometimes we have to cat eat at our own expense Houston Chronicle If It he will n. n a man can live to please his God But It ItIs Its I Is s humanly Impossible to please all the reformers Bir Bir Birmingham i mingham m mews News Crime decreasing late lately thanks to Increasing fatalities fatali fatall- t ties tics among gunmen gunmen ElmIra Star Gazette Tho Those e war var bonds are going up now but Uncle Sams Sam's wor word Is still a good bood deal better than his bond Sandusky Register Now if It the cool weather had only come during the l late ate hot spell Chicago Chicago News That great silence you hear Is the wave wave- of ot enthusiasm for tor a return of or cent 3 postage postage Green Greenville Piedmont A new model Ford is soon to be bo on the market Its new lines may deceive the eye but maybe maybo the rest of or orthe t the he anatomy will t still recognize the make after riding a afew afew afew few blocks Kansas City Star |