Show 1 JUST JOKES I LIGHTLY VALUED Representative Rainey was condemning con con- a neutral nation that had submitted to odious oppression oppression- on the part of Germany This neutral nation he said values Its honor no more highly Golde values his domestic happiness As in his picture galley gallery y sipped his after dinner liqueur and nd puff puffed d on his great black Havana I th the butler rushed In spluttering I Oh Mr Golde Golds poor Mr Mr Golde Im I'm so sorry Your lovely wife has I eloped with the chauffeur I blew a fragrant cloud I toward the frescoed ceiling Oh well weil he said he wasn't much of a chauffeur Washington Star A A I ITHE THE PL PLACE PLACE CE TO LOOK He emerged from the dining room window and slunk over to where his I pal Bras Bras' las v waiting in the shadows Got h her r jewelry asked th the waiting wait wait- ing one one e No returned r turned returned the the other Couldn't find it nowhere Where did you ou look for it it In her Jewel case and in every drawer in the bureau Did yo you look to see if she was was em em Yes But she aint got em on Ill I'll swear to that t Lor man you dont don't know nothing about the ways of women Why Whit didn't didn t you go Into the You'd have found the whole lot where she left them on wash basin A A ASHES ASHE'S SHE'S A FIGHTER Everyone knew that Lieutenant and anel his pretty young wife had failed to agree during their few years of ot married life but no ono one quite liked to ask him where she was livin living during hi his last months of training in this country So when wining 1 I II II I 1 f an innocent newcomer inquired pointblank point pointblank I blank where she was there was a n rather Intense moment before he said calmly My wife Is in France What is she doing was demanded demand demand- ed further Fighting he answered calmly Fighting even everyone one exclaimed W 7 i he lie ri sled Med led perhaps she Isn't actually I Ung bu but Im I'm sure she's HarDes Tames Warner's 1 f. f 1 |