Salt Lake Telegram | 1942-10-31 | Page 4 | Just Folks

Just Folks I By Edgar A. A Guest ABOUT HUSBANDS When the honeymoon Is over and youve you've settled down for life He to be your doting husband you to be his patient wife Dont Don't expect him to continue as the days go swiftly by That touch of charm and which attracted first your eye Mans Man's a very noble creature when hes he's at the door to woo But a husbands husband's something different different different dif dif- dif dif- ferent which Is very sad but true When youve you've got him as a husband husband husband hus hus- band and your frown he doesn't fear Faults you never saw In courtship courtship court court- ship will undoubtedly appear All AIl alone some quiet evening when hes he's settled with a book You will hear a curious clickIng clicking clicking click- click Ing and you'll turn at him to look And twill sadden you and madden madden madden mad mad- den you and almost make you ill To discover hes he's a chewer of a a. toothpick made of quill When the home Is nicely settled and youve you've made an evening date That's the time the man youve you've married will vill come home to dinner late latel He was always prompt when courting but a husband you will find Is a fellow most forgetful and to tardiness inclined Hell He'll have various appointments appointment planned for making business deals And hell he'll think them more important important important im im- im- im than being punctual for meals If he leans at all to neatness hell he'll waste hours on being trim But If careless of appearance give up hope of tidying him Though he did his best to please you in the days he came to woo When youre you're married you'll be maddened by the silly things hell he'll d dd Which Is why to get accustomed to a husbands husband's ways my dear We are told by bv al all the experts always take tak i t to a solid soUd year Copyright 1942 1912 by Edgar A. A Guest