Show j FLASHES 1 0 Of Life ZEELAND Mich July 29 GP- GP This city's two-man two police force lorce gets new uniforms annually because because because be be- cause Chief Fred Little Pups Bosma likes ani- ani Provide mals mats Doggy Uniforms Four years ago Bosma found a astray astray astray stray dog in the streets and set setout setout setout out to destroy it His lc fondness for pets overruled a s sense nse of duty and he bought the dog dog a Zippy a license Each Each- year since then Zippy has presented its master with a litter of puppies Sale of the puppies pays for lor the he uniforms OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD SAN FRANCISCO July 29 Guido Grasso beauty parlor operator op operator operator op- op op- op brushed his hair and almost scalp scalped d himself A l razor blade h had d fallen from a. a shelf and lo lodged in inI inthe I the brush Eight stitches were required re re- re q 9 Ii C MT VERNON Wash Wash July 29 A P A civic club has has' turned turned that old urge t to let the big shots have haveIt haveIt haveIt It into ready Dreams Go cash at a Wash- Wash I Into Inta ington g golden 0 Ide n Fulfillment jubilee tion Mere man manfor manfor manfor for for two bits may bits may heave a baseball baseball baseball base base- ball at a target that overturns a seat sending the occupant into a tank of water Mayor C. C W W. other city officials bankers merchants merchants merchants mer mer- chants and judges take turns in the chair The club reports the intake large especially when the mayor is inthe in inthe inthe the chair 4 C CANT CAN'T BLAME HIM Neb July 29 UP Fred UPI Fred Anderson road crew foreman stored 50 pounds of dynamite under under under un un- der der his shack bed bed f safe keep keep- ing Lightning struck a near-by near tree and tore the door off the shack The dynamite didn't explode but Anderson doesn't store it under his bed any more C II M II 1 LAWLER Iowa July July- 29 UP RI- RI Cyril Jirak's eff efforts as as a peacemaker peace peacemaker peacemaker maker backfired He attempted Appeasement to separate his Policy cat and dog Fails rails Again fighting on the front porch of his home A stray cat cat came came cameto to tabby's aid chose Jirak for its opposition and clawed him painfully on the head |