Show Old Odd Soak Broadcasts t Opinion l' l lof of Cocksure Cockatoo Named Bill Fill WASHINGTON WASHINGTO- May 10 United Press The Press The Old Soak struck back today at a cocksure cockatoo named Bill Bill Bm arrived in San Francisco from Manila ManlIa The Old Soak Is n a cock cockatoo too too and likewise from Manila The bird is en route to Washington I aboard the President Wilson of ot the Dollar Line to rejoin Secretary of pf State Stimson They met net when Stimson was governor General of the Philippines What Bill said of ot the Old Soak was worse than dis respectful Disdaining radio telephones wireless wireless wire wire- less and other modern inventions the Old Soak went aloft oft on the President Wilson and broadcast a reply and here It is Says SaYIl Im I'm uncouth hard drinking and profane does he s said ld the Old I Soak of ot Bill BUI swaying In the vessels vessel's rigging Says Im I'm ribald that I I curse In Chinese Hindustan English h and American does he be Says I eloped with his sweetie in and left her for another in Shanghai eh eh Thinks Thinks' the moral turpitude law should keep me out of ot the United States Bill does Well v ell hes he's a blank blank ty blank s j lying bl blank blank- ety blank Furthermore I aint a gentleman Im I'm a lady lady lady-a a perfect lady l Hey ey Cap lets let's have a beer This to to Captain Anderson of f the President Wilson The Old Soak signed of off Friends of the bird sald said today The Old Soak had never met Bill the cocksure cockatoo For Bills Bill's sake they hope she never will |