Salt Lake Telegram | 1925-07-13 | Page 2 | College Sleuths Plan Traps for Hunger Complex

College Sleuths Plan Traps for Hunger Complex Elusive Thief Makes Away With Enough Lunches to Feed Fairly Large Army The The- University of aUt Utah h is i about bout boutto to give the world a new campi complex ex Fr Freud ud presented psychology with the inferiority complex the tho fear complex and a few tew others but it has remained for the U. U of at U. U to Isolate the hunger complex campI ex Stealing students students' s' s lunches is an innovation at the institution on the hill hUI In fact the practice is as assuming as- as suming such a habitual complexion that victims are convinced that the thief or thieves are suffering from froma troma a gastro-cerebral gastro kink For some time the losers of at lunches have patiently made themselves themselves them them- selves martyrs to the mental SCIences sciences sd- sd by spending when they had not the wherewithal to do otherwise which happens often otten But even science can be become become become be- be come too harsh harsha a taskmistress and now now driven by exasperated tummies tummies tum mies mica and visions of mothers mother's sand- sand witches waltzing down strange esophagi they have donned feathers feathers feathers feath feath- ers and paint and taken to the warpath war war- path They have decided to adopt an offensive Limberger cheese and garlic and maybe a few tew cockroach I sandwiches in the way of af piece de resistance are expected to prove an effective