| Show RUBBlES RUBBlE'S DODGERS ASK HELP OF or NO MO T TEAM IN lEAGUE 0 fJ C By Telegram fI News New S Service BROOKLYN Sept 30 The The Brooklyn ball club has unofficially Issued a manifesto manifesto mani mani- festo which the other clubs of the National National Na Na- league may mull over This ultimatum ultimatum ulti ulti- to their friends the enemy ll nty runs rung somewhat as an follows Sirs You Sirs You are killing us with kindness We Ve have come corne to th tho j conclusion It Is a h better lter thing for you than it Is for tor us u. You tell us you like to see us cop Then you hammer the upholstering out of Uti us We Ve have stood for your handshaking and ana we WG h have V tried to shake back and what is it getting us Beginning today gentlemen m n. n and con con- the afternoon of October 5 5 there will be mo more handshaking baseball played by us We are rite through positive positive- ly From Froni now hoW until October r 5 when any anyone anyone anyone one of us slides into a base biLse you vou can bet bat the strawberries on your Aunt Mar Marian's fall tall bonnet that ha ho is going to get in thero there somehow Vh When n wo we flash our l lk to assert and arid m maintain our in inalienable In- In Inalienable alienable rights to tho b base se lines tines we arent aren't going to know our friends from froth our enemies enen That means you kind sirs We W trust we ve fa can make mitRe you sore That fr from m now on will be our chief ambition And if there Is any little thing wo we can do that Will Inconvenience you oven even to the tIle point of making you mad as its s a hornet please advise us by return mall mail The Th Theold Theold old song that you ou would like to see us uswin uswin win doesn't go any more We also would like to see ourselves win A calm and deliberate t study of the situation leads us to th the conclusion that the best way to win Is Id to wallop you on the belfry with witha a a. piece of gas pipe and do the handshaking ing after the worlds world's series Know you by these presents that from now on we dont don't want your our friendship V We Can get along better without it We have reached an irrevocable opinion th that t the guy WhO Waits walts for his well Wishers to get him anywhere will always be pushed over over th the fence in th the stretch Yours ours for fot forthe forthe th the Old Fight THE B. B B. B C. C The above does not necessarily mean that th the Brooklyn b ball ll club will take the field today with any concealed weapons on their person The crux of the matter is that Brooklyn feels that It would play pla belt better ball bail If It their rivals were not Cheering Cheer heer- ing f for r th them m to win Theres n nothing thing in that One of the Brooklyn players said For weeks weel s several several sev soy eral oral of the National le league gue clubs have assured us they'd rather see us win than anybody Then they go out and trim us Against these nice fellows we are arC too nice ourselves We Ve hn know w we WI cart can play b better against a team that hates us as much ch as we hate It It makes a a. difference difference differ differ- ence in man many little details of play One Ofie pitcher the other day assured u us that hed he'd like to tee see ee us win then he W WOnt Went nt out the next day and pitched one a of oX the best gam games hes he's thrown this season He Hev Would v uld like to see us win but win but he also has hasa a a. contract that expires this fall Its It's tile the same sam way all down the line When we were running funning tongin tong tong- in the dust We lye used to have havO out our f favorites t tOo o. o when It c came cameto me I to s settling th the p pennant but th that t influenced Influenced Influenced none of us at fill all Wo We liked to get our tit b bate base t hits as itS well welt as ever and we got gotem gotem em ern too As Ai a matter of f fact tact we couldn't exp expect Ct nor would we want anything anything any any- ny- ny thing handed to us uSI s eo so this well wishing stuff that we have hare heard On all sides might as as' well be cut out oui |
