Show Column Colum of 01 Strays Tin n. L e Ja if thoa thea the tb th machine gun nn Cradlebaugh MacPherson Some Soma men never accompany their wives to church because when the I fishing isn't good the weather is ba bad baa I LACING EM Eds Eels Stray Column Column It If a pitcher stops to lace his shoes when men are on bases does it mean that he is tightening up Cinch up-Cinch Cinch Hitter e The following gem is displayed on ona ona ona a dilapidated house in Los Angeles Fine washing done here Music lessons Doughnuts for tor sale NO CAUSE FOR ALARM From a home letter from a member of the Missouri National Guard printed in the Savannah Reporter Mother 1 you have no occasion to worry about me Of course we ar arc near the border but we are protected 1 by three troops of regulars between us usand usand usand and the border 1 I d I I b 4 r I I d 4 II I I i Daily Thought Thought Thought-No No pessimist 0 d' d 1 fr enjoys life Ute unless he b bI I. I q 6 Eds Stray Column Column Can Can you tell me why Swiss cheese doesn't smell as badly badly bad bad- ly as Limberger E. E S S. S Dear E. E S. S Its S.-It's Its It's better ventilated Eds t REEL ONE-REEL FEATURE Ended were the gay days of the honeymoon and the newly mar mar- married married ried couple had returned crossIng crossIng crossIng cross- cross Ing the threshold of their new home near FarmIngton as man and wife Just Inside the doorway the theman theman theman man paused drew his bride closely to him and whispered This Is our world darling In It we will try to accomplish great things He was proved a true prophet by subsequent events for within three months they were fighting for the worlds world's championship There is no such thing as a husband husband hus hus- band who can remember to empty the pan under tho the refrigerator when his wife is away from rom homo home for a few tew days e FAST WORK Mr Mx Halley wife daughter Miss Id Ida and son Will a accompanied companied by hy Mrs Ross Bailey Hailey and Master Adran motored to Springfield last Saturday and spent the day on business and visiting relatives averaging eighteen miles an hour The The Ash Grove Mo Commonwealth Commonwealth Common Common- wealth Phil sex We admire a aman aman aman man who always appreciates our jokes and never tells any of his own |