Salt Lake Telegram | 1916-08-17 | Page 8 | Column of Stray

i Column ek 01 Sir If The In b than ban the ID machine t Cradlebaugh r roo oo rg i. i ft i I to r n 44 it Z i v 1 Daily thought Some thought Some merz mer mgr r z are arc born great and oth other rf knock home runs with the base baS v full IB I 51 to r d' d x I I i d' d 2 10 I d' d J IB Editors Column of f Strays trays 10 Vj To decide a bet will wUl you tel m this sentence is correct Doctor us then good good then we get wel well 1 J. J J. J R R. B sho The B.-The The sentence should ld r rf We get well well then then doctors doctors o 0 good good Eds LIFE ON A UTAH FARM Pathetic little ballad which will terest all the back sollers by D D. B B. Davis The farmer lives a life of elf ea Nothing to do only him to pie le The rooster crows at three The farmer gets up and feeds stock M I. I He has cows to milk the milk the m mill 6 strain m Chickens ducks geese and pigs to to to t fagain i f gain a-gain j Wood to chop and water to draw 1 Nothing but chores and chores by score iy At six the horn will blow and to fast break-fast the farmer goes goesl He swallows his hiG coffee and slap slap-Is quick g Then goes to the stable to haan harr harrold harrold old Dick m Down to into the field the farmer Q There Is all kinds of work the m L only knows w The beets must be hoed the the we We they grow ta For that is a crop the farmers ne s sow w He works un un-til noon In the r rd sun j And swears his work has only be c When the sun goes down he dr his hoe tt And back to the farm house theman t the e eman man goes m He Is tired and cross in his dirt dirty I clothes U I But at the chores once more hege When the clock strikes nine v Says it is time to come in to sup eup and with her to dine Then the old farmer says m My dear old wife I was never so sol 1 D m D-m m tired in all of my life J a a 1 There were Just two tao va vacant pla when the man wife and twelve ye old boy entered the street car cari J wife sat eat down and the boy grabbed other seat The old man got hola holda hole hold a strap j Son said the mother it pain you to see your fat holding to a a. strap J j Not when the strap is fastened the car the boy said m a a I Jl An elderly Scotch lady resident Gently went to see Charlie Chaplin one of ot the local movies Th O asked her upon returning home h 11 she enjoyed the show M MOh Oh I she replied In somewhat disgusted tone of voice It would appear to me as tho t tJ man is gettin sillier a awe a. a 1 time we I a t a B. B House House We We would hardly thin thud correct to refer to a lecture on sto ach trouble as an organ recital recital- S a a Phil It is far better preach a good thing and not it rt than to practice a good thing la lanot not preach It a a a Mr Entomological Reeves B utes this recipe for foi m. m making king a a aSat Eai ai for carp M Take a a. pint of ot sour cream cream the the SOl so SOler oi er the better pour better pour it over the fl then n take two stale eggs and and and- Beat It M WHERE IS THE HORSE HORSE- Master blaster Gene Keller was lick Kicked the knee by a horse last Friday cat cai Ing him to be c confined to 1 his ho s hor for tor a a. few days Luckily no bones i wl broken and Gene is again back ii 1 n t I harness Garland Garland City Globe j 1