Show j I SAYINGS OF MRS SOLO SOL Copyright 1916 by The Press Publishing Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World V The wail of a bachelor of Babylon who from the of Diversion and the monotony of oC Variety and hath bath not a THRILL left Jen Verily Vern verily the Bachelor there Is nothing NEW V under the sun and no Novelty in love nor In women nor In all the allurements of Babylon One day is like unto another one roof garden is like unto another one cabaret is like Unto nto another one kiss Is like unto another and one headache I II is like unto another I All life me is as the plot of a photoplay photoplay photoplay photo photo- play the same Bame t today yesterday and forever And of women there are only TWO varieties Those who would lead me to destruction de de- de- de and and those who would drive me to distraction Those who are too unsophisticated to be interesting and interesting and those who are too blase to be fascinating Those who frighten me to death death- death death- and those who bore me to death Those who wha read Shaw and hauer and hauer-and and those TV who ho read Elinor Glynn and the fashion page Those who talk styles styles' and baby talk talk and and those who talk suffrage and feminism Those whom I dare not kiss kiss and and those whom I dare not STOP kissing Those who say DONT and DONT and those who say Come hither Those who are more Insipid than pink custard custard and and those who are more IDore insidious than Those who wear false hair and hair and those who wear short hair Those whom I take IN to dinner dinner- and those whom I take out to supper Those who try to allure me and me and I those who try to reform me Those who threaten mil me mony and mony-and and those who th breach of promise suits Those who yearn aches and aches and those WhO he quire them Yo yH Those who ask love me and me-and and I dost dot thou no v Those who insist upon and those who insist uP upon upon Those who make me mei those who make me miss And THIS Is my trag that among them all ih one and that I shall n g know not WHICH one Therefore do I tremble Lo Ix I am as one th that t street amid speeding a auto to For behold while ham Iam hamI I am amI I shall be run to earth by I Yea verily verily there for me Selah |