Show Legal Lore Wasted on of Regular Sergeant I by Railroad Lawyer La I I George II Smith general counsel forthe for forthe forthe the Oregon Short Line is among those present at the training camp at I Fort ort ortI Douglas Private Smith is a member I of c company G as is Peterson and he heI almost got himself in Dutch with a are I re regular ulal sergeant the other day The noncommissioned officer was I giving em instructions in ba bayonet onet work They were taught how to parry and thrust and all that sort of ot thing I the ultimate result of which in actual war would be of course COUIse that somebody's somebody's somebody's some some- body's blood would be l spilled I But suppose said Smith the legal I mind asserting itself that m my opponent opponent nent thereupon presented in duly recorded recorded re recorded re- re I corded form a writ of habeas corpus and demanded that he be given a proper prop prop- er trial before being executed should I go ahead and and- and i That will w be enough from you the sergeant replied and Smith didn't say another word But the best one on Smith occurred yesterday esterday Some visitors who knew the attorney were being shown through his barracks room I This is my bed bedr ed he said But that Is right in the sun ex exclaimed exclaimed exclaimed ex- ex claimed one of oC the ladies ladles Why dont don't dontI you move e it into a shady spot Mr I Smith a I all an right e eIm ht he said grimly j Im never in that hat bunk when the I suns sun's shining |