Show ru 2 1 I t I AND OIlIER R i 1 t C I V I u u U U U UThe The fashionable disease upon Broker Rw Row at t th the present nt tm time la is that tbt of lint linton on the Ibe Ut ung Tints dille disease is II contract e of b by too mu much h Indulgence In the ap apprent apparently prent th the rag popular pastIme of 01 chewing 0 S Pap Papa Sith Smith goes ol 01 on 8 as that now the el city council hu has rul ruled all 1 bicyclIsts of off the widest Idt inn In Inca America ca to today that tbt a portion or of te tepU the pU path I should be rte rented out to for tn farming pu purposes A Sn pa potatoes or ortto tto wl b be a heat rt 9 to tourists to tl this city t sad I especially I in the c case of crop the belated would chance street o cars a eb to k ketchup S S S Jimmy of the Coldo Colorado Mid Midland land In the Doly Dooly blok block In ID this ca city b has hd had a hair cut ut The Th story tor tat that I leads up t ID thia tonsorial Incident 6 old by bythe Ut the railroad bo boys is II unique It app appears that recently Jimmy wet went Ito Into th the lae lake o vii a swimming ex prior to enterIng the wate water hi he tok took a cigar clr along with him al some match In order not to get It the luc luci t firs wt wit hI he Inserted them In the lux lol lock that adorned hi his calc classic caput to eventually forget oret n abut about them Ulem as he his athletic fra frame In the briny Later upon coming out ot of the water wlter h he went ht ude under the shower bower bath and thin apple applied a vigorous co course of towel Lter Later In tl the dy day he be ap applied p plied a cm to hi his tangled lok locks There WI Was a f and lId a smell ot of burn burning hair and S and n S SA all n w was over overS A well known Democrat n rushed Into t lb Ro Hock Island ol tb the other dy day and u asked J C olby the following conundrum Wat What is II the difference between McKinley and But Buffalo falo tab BI Eli Oleby promptly bi bit and t said td tt that he be did not know Because Hill Bm h has a a came eUle the hilarious answer w wJ J A couple ot of W days later Iter Oglesby Ob b bad J hi revenge when t the C cams I In Into countenance t to the ornee wit with a very What the matter Wi Will enquired the railroad mA man t In a sympathetic tone ton of 01 vole Oh I have bye an awful attack of aeu u c came the answer and ld o t I would give anything to lei gel r rid of I it Oglesby I 1 lo know a crin certain cur cure answered wr For goodness Ile sake tell teU me as I a ant fairly c cray wih with this pla pain Wel Well you OU just bt bet your our lc face upon Bryan next tal fall and nd you OU wl will 10 lose It sure ur came cam the unfeeling response from behind te the ii a t the railroad rear m man bt beat a strategic rt retreat to tl the S 5 rarI I It happened at ta te clo close o of the ban bangust gust that wu we given Iven la in honor Or of Arh Arch Archbishop bishop Riordan It at tie the Ails t cub club lut weL week Ater After t the he thin thirty odd ba bad o lel been a win wined and dined lo for tIe the I space of 01 two IWO and a hall half hour a little knot of 01 tJ the employee of the tbt dla dining hl hall at t the I club congregated behind tb the folding do doors t to listen to the speeches that bt were In order At the eJ close P of 01 tie the affair the I worthy prelate proceeded tu to return thanks to pat Providence lo for the enjoyable time that had I It in ID social In teroU on the occasion oh Doting the prayer t the ot of ho present Were Ire considerably art aroused b by the audible comments f of Chief from behind the dr door Where II itt the thunder ff does the chief rome come II in I think that If I bad not been up at I 3 this morning PI pie paring this spread they would hae have I p phad 1 for ba had very little to hank t 0 I forA 0 t I IA 1 A good o story cm comes fm front t the West WestSide Side to the effet effect that two sallied aled forth the other evening U the r t shades wr were falling t to Indulge I itt a i lIttle sub 1 rosa duck Io shooting olt alit of p i considerable season ln After a cu distance wIthout encountering u ur lame th the b hearts of tb wise r 14 b hi Ut the sound of a d dIn drabs e I In I to It Its mew Creeping lp up 0 on fol fours th the to tl the brink Of i ith th the canal w where tb they espied I to b I joy oy a couple of ducks placidly swim swimming ming around run under th the stars t p I I Inex inex nex Instant te the bU hunters 11 biased aWaY 0 I and md ut the br brace to sneak nl 0 o to tO I 4 their MtV wih with tM the i 1 prize 0 I It goes o without saying that the thy wee J I tame ducks ducu out on a hatter all b by tit these ti J I 1 saute I two wo hundred yards sway tf c i J I from home bola 0 J im S I 4 p Some war wag who evidently did not DOt 1 I j f 5 the printed warnings ml that ar are I 1 J t tup I up at Saltair asking U 11 bath bathers not to f a I valuable In the bath leave any nr rooms o has bu himself b by tb the folloW following t ing on the wall of on one of the I l c moms If you ou art are going through my clothes today will you not lit get them att l lover over oer salt It Water and nd hang theta 1 up when you ou get t with u a 0 There Thre is II considerable be Mh nowadays in III rt regard rd to the au supposed l p J antiquity of the infantile Infant II f called the mI measles seine local I practitioners going roIn so 10 tar lar as a to aver ftC i that the dl disease dat dates bark back to the eS I t da days Eve however lad hid se 0 had Ada Adam r I I Ticket Agent Brown at the be U I depot at Ogden Orden lOt got married last lut we t tto to later go 10 on oa hi his honeymoon t It 1 w was too bed bad of the bo boys around e i depot to ht his baggage hOW ii r rV eyer V and Dd III his Itla grip full of li pins pine Especially as he did riot not III s the atrocity until he w was ml many mIk I away from home bome Li 11 Ihl Hung l Chan Chant a little k J These h s red devils cf still show how their teeth U upon Oll occasion J i The the they Itt are I advertising bod o Do I j I IOU you OU catch 0 os ee W Well II tall Ok 1 iii 1 4 t a I a Evangelist Oliver with Im it B I I beseech b you OU to look I Ion I on high i j I I at the balk back ot of th the t eat 10 Welt Well I guess nit cause den row It f yell rub rubberneck meck N NS S 1 Agent Alent 00 George W I nC tile Orande tem I receive some lome curious ut I i J from the seeker after Mi JR 11 0 Among his hili Ie 1 1 I possibly the ranks If ad p T fl unique 11 near Dear Sir i I t tI I f I wish you would eald send me a pe J from to Silt Lake LAk and nd return I 1 I J I Iha ha have lOt got t to go 10 to Ia Bait It Lake Ik and lId I do It unless you IOu do My Mr paper almost everywhere iii bI this II section 11 1 I 1 4 Ive Ift mt mighty hard baret work keeping Pi It truSs to hadea 10 TOUrs Ia hi anticipation etc eto o 1 I 5 0 Overheard at t the latt Isit Palte Dont you ou think short hort skirts ike a woman look shorten Little IhY but they ther make malle A AmAn 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