| Show I REFLECTIONS OFA OF A BACHELOR GIRL GIRL By HELEN ROWLAND A Copyright 1915 by the the Press Press Press- Publishing Pub Pub- b lishin lishing Co the the New York Evening World A Ids kiss is something like a cocktail I it mE always ys requires l a chaser haser When Whet a a wife asks her hu husband band how bow much he ho loves her at this psychological cal season he lie is apt to thrust his hand band handin bandin handin in his pocket before answering and consider r. r Just how he lit can AFFORD to love her lier Feminine lne styles are ridiculous of course course but it It took men something over years years- to discover that a boiled shirt didn't have to be put on over the head like a mother mother-hubbard wrapper D Dont Don't nt take a mans man's love e i. i for r granted because it never is granted It hasto has hasto to tobe be filched from him when he be is of oft off guard or pr wrung from him when heIs heis he heis is under hypnotic influence Love is that psychological condition condi condi- tion which makes the half halt hour before be fore you reach a girls girl's house seem a alot alot alot lot l longer nger than the five hours hours' you remain remain re reo main there One lump of sugar sugar will sweeten a whole can of skimmed milk and one kiss will sometimes sweeten sweeten- a girls girl's whole day Where oh where is the sweet old old- fashioned husband who expected one good black Sunday coat and one good wife to last him a lifetime No matter atter h how many married men men have tried to flirt with her a girl will step calmly up to the altar in the firm belief that she has found the one mas- mas culine being on earth beside Adam who will win never look at another woman A w womans woman's mans idea of a good photograph photograph photo photo- graph is one that looks like her and Billie Burke and Lillian Russell all an anat at the same time The bigger the man manthe the more of him there is for every little two four woman to baby Christmas like love is a sentimental tal tat aeroplane flight to the seventh heaven heaven heaven a parachute te descent Of course getting a divorce is more expensive than getting married Taking Tak ing lag anything out of pawn even your heart naturally costs more moreS than putting putting put ting it jt in n. n A man in love can never keep track of his heart It Is always either in his throat in in intile his tile boots boots' or on his sleeve There may not be anything g in the language of at flowers but at this expensive expensive ex ex- ex pensive season violets from any man any man surely signify devotion and orchids mean business When a man fo follows the the primrose path his wife wICe usually walks after him gathering the thorns thoms Those little love spats which are sa so diverting before marriage are no more like a real domestic row than the swell from a passing excursion boat is like a storm at sea A failure is usually a m man man n who insists in in- stats on regarding life lite as one long Saturday Saturday Sat Sat- afternoon A girls girl's bea beauty may be only skin deep but het goes clear to the bone |
