Show CUTTING UTTING EM El OVER With Bugs Bug Baer Copyright 1916 G by the Press Pub Pub- lulling 11 Co A A WOODPECKER WOOD WOOD- 11 A PECKER 4 makes a living 1 by knocking but buthe buthe he has a lot Jot of amat amateur ur competition compe compe- r 2 They haven't unearthed an any white whito hopes recently l Must Mug Ius be burying cm m m md d deeper v About time for tor the law lawyer cr tp to orize orize or- or or- or nize ize another baseball Jea league ue When Greek meets G Greek Crock I you d could coulder ascertain It from their their- ing Tins rin 2 n j yer er ver names ames olm ohn Phillip Sousa is an an- f expert at trap ap shooting Another nother i 11 turned to clay ay popular Serial erial How to get n mu- mu l e like liko mine B mn By JeU Willard Our idea o of real frugality is two folks PIng t the e same ame compartment of ot a re- re dying olvine door FOOD POEM BY AN AUTO BUG I ove 8 the charlotte ruse divine R The charlotte russe so classy Elbe h hood and sur sure sura taste line But I cant can't eat cat the chassis They call em em Simon Pure amateurs because be Simon was simple England is ha handicapped ped by Britons io can fight and dont America Is I handicapped by Britons who cant can't fight tight and d do FEEBLE FABLES Mull HUIl utilizing the sam samp once upon a ame ame me mc there was a fight promoter whose industry was to promote more amicable r relations in this turbulent era by engaging engaging en- en two pugnacious thumpers to shower one another mutually with knuckles N Ko o sooner would two of his carnivorous c athletes be safely inside of ot the ropes than their politics would flop and ami they would vote the vegetarian clet No matter what corrugated necks ecks he signed up the they always re regarded regarded re- re the inside ot or the ropes as ofIS s The Hague igue The promoter would mentally lamp J mp his constituency fading away but much to his surprise he always ba bad jad to pac pack his audiences in with H shoe horn After blazoning to the mul- mul tude that Young Young- de Brie would battle batUe Kid Edam at t the Gorgon Gorgon- zola Athletic club he had to the tl fight fans to keep em away t Moral Moral Moral-It It takes a go good d frost to mako fIe q-e pecans fall faQ There is iI a a father of ot baseball there therea Ig a Z R. R father of ot American athletics but looks looks' as as' M it amateur tennis had hada a a n. father tep ANSWERS TO QUERIES Ed In In order to decide a aBet abet Bet will you tell me who is the best tighter fighter Tom Cowler or orGus ofGus Gus Rodel IMA We cant can't tell you who is the best beat but iut we vre can inform which one is the worst j I Editor In In the sporting hemisphere hem hem- sphere what do athletes mean when icy hey 1 refer to th the gate I remain OTTO FLO OF The e gate Sate has a diversity o of at Inter inter- J In amateur circles the gate agate refers to the money taken in at atho atthe the ho door All amateurs watch the jJ gate ate very closely fo fol fox some ome reason or r other ather In prote professional ranks the gate that some sincere performer perform perform- er has been handed the wayfarers wayfarer's rush They call it getting the gate which is ts equivalent to being slipped the bums bum's gavotte Editor E t I I am a a. stalwart f young haberdasher My friends say IQ J I Jam Jam Q am hands handsome m On account of ot my ray startling resemblance to Kid Broad all allot Jt ot 1 f my friends are certain I have the q making of at a a. wonderful What I Is s the best way to get into the boxing f game ame ame Yours Tours ORVILLE The best wa way for u to get into the boxing xing game gamo is to have ha the the- price of ofIK IK I 1 ticket Your resemblance to Kid Broad should help you with with- some tight fight managers as they s say y that pity is g 8 akin to loye Quee Editor Editor After After r reading your Irrational answers answers answers' to certain l am convinced that you are a a. perfect IdIot diot ANN NOYES None Ann None of or us are p perfect FINANCIAL FINANCIAL QUOTATIONS QUOTATIONS MARCH 1 17 17 1 1916 L Testing resting ABC testing 6 testing ABC DC- DC New New 6 York fight exchange March 17 11 1918 First First round opens I eady cadY Moran bid at 37 37 asked par trading Trading vel very active following rumors of of Willard cornering cornering- mun munitions Mo- Mo Mon Iran ran n m unloads oads huge block of leather preferred preferred pre pre- I catching Willard short on ri ris- ris lpg market Causes Willard to protect prot pro- pro t ct interests by covering on chin com corn mono mon following heavy trading by both interests Market l becomes very erratic erratic er- er with wide fluctuations slight r f flurry rry in knuckle bonds coupled with lad bad news s of ot note drives Moran Mo- Mo Moran fran ran ran to wall all Requests from Morans Moran's brokers for moro more margin Closing Bid Jid and asked asked Moran Moran 7 68 Willard 18 |