Show Real Men Want Homes Home 7 1 L Land and Real Babies to L Lc By Winifred Black tl Copyright 1915 1311 hy by Newspaper CI F Feature e fur atur e a Service Senk Irn Inc 1 3 Theres There's a new character In th the tong story I t c t O had the newspaper r Correspondent correspond correspond- ent who iho falls In ln lovo love with lh the Princess an and i th the prince who falls in III lov love o with the flower girl Irl eve jp had the tho stenographer r who marries mar mar- ries the lie millionaire and the millionaire who elopes with th the tho lady Indy from the chorus chou Weve We've hail had the cowboy who breaks lc nil all thin the rules of or grammar and all nil tho thu ladles ladies hearts at al ono one and the same fascinating moment nt The trained nUr nurse e also altO wo WI have l ha known and ami the troubles sh sloe she hII h has wits II her patients Edna l' l maize UN us all tI tic lit over o her Incandescent t r saleslady tI lael wll with h l Ih Ilse lie of or a drummer r and the heart of or a mother hr hrh The h Cynic c Hie ise- iseMan Man lan of nf th the orld the Neglected Husband the Tired Busi Busl- ness tan the ihn Faithless Lover the Ua Gay Lothario the poor Human Packhorse who carries an n extravagant annl wife If on his back bac back the Woman Who Flirts the Woman Wom Wom- an nn no A ho Ion Longs 8 the thc Woman Who Vho Craves all th these e weve we've seen Ilm from tho the Cov cover r to the last page among the tho soap o p adver nd TAnd And now theres there's a new PerOT the person the Man Who Wants Want Children and whose wife will not bear theta them for him Hell He'll be bo p popular pular I can see eel th t. t It wont won't be he a month before h he and his brothers will he appearing In every IY ma magazine pra n no I In the country ou nl r This man wants wl a son son Ron Just ono one on poor 1011 lonesome 11 little t tI son eon Th The IhA oth others rM will want first sons then dau daughters then twins then a z dozen strapping children of or both hoth sexes I 1 in glad of it It We Vc need ned a few children chil chil- dren Iren In I the he magazines I Sw Sweethearts ethe and R Real ll Husband Husbands I Heal children not nol clever Imp impossibilities ties tieR who nit alt up In bed hed and talk lit so sweetly to the burglar that the burglar I hurts bursts Into tears anti and throws away his hiI Jimmy and his hili skeleton kellon keys keya forever I Not outrageous ome parodies who lead the I right young m men n to 10 th the right girl Justat Just jut at the tho ht very P right NI second Rut But r real children I n with colic and 8 earache ear cur I ache anti and a 11 t tendency nd nC to mumps and fin an n I unbelievable fondness 8 for layer cake The n now new w character Is III Interesting too Im I'm glad somebody bocy dl uncovered discovered l him for print I found him lon long ago In to real ral life I r believe that eight Ight men out of or ten Inn want children and arc aro unhappy and dissatisfied dissatisfied dis dis- satisfied wh n they do not nave have the chanco chance to bring up lip a n family of 01 their own Women om n want children too loo too hut but the they al also C want sweethearts and the hest best man manIn manIn In the tho world Is 19 apt to turn from a romantic romantic ro ro- romantic mantic sweetheart Into a prosaic husband husband hus hus- band the tho v very ry minute the bah baby carriage comes In at the front door What Whal n a pathetic thing It IB is I he the life life- 11 j long desperate struggle le that thi S wom women n make mako to keep eom elme f place uninteresting rather r II et MB pretending to bo dead In lo love loYe i for twenty years ear tJ What the tho average man ia a R sweetheart not sweetheart not for steady t a n. wife a n. home children ar and aM v convenience U The Tho only successful wives wl I 1 are wom women n who make mak this the enl con convenience nce to their r. 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U Nj he her he arms fc If his hlA wife has haM no child ea M run after sonic some woman who Ut is m make k not only hl his wife sad and th Ih 1 woman but himself Alf bitten bellere thus thith a perfectly good reason renson for Wh Whits Whit's lR the th Ut use of nf 1111 sort of or man at all all RII v The Th real 1 rna man n wants 1 a hoti as the real woman d doe and sal not i i a. sophistry and ond theories II development of In the world c can n n river fiver charge chant ti n fundamental longings of or tit Jt In heart h 1 l fc I Im I'm glad bes be's got t Into tb the tu nt at last the last tho man who wants a fir find Tile hla own fl 1 H Hes He's b been n In real life a a. long Batt I Is really strange e that nones none's 6 G lady writers rs discovered him He lie may ire t b f I Inconvenient O nC bat bol td c el elIn In Is very pry human J rt it |