Show Local Items Dave Smiley Smite while setting near the edge of his front piazza day day- went to sleep and fell offen ofen his chair head first into a rain rails barrel at the corner of his house which was half I full of water and if Dave hadn't upset I that barrel in his struggles he might of I been drowned to death Jabez Crumb who lives a mile west of Bi Bingville on the Hardscrabble road is engaged in breaking a colt at present The Th s colt has thrown Jabe three times and when he gets rested up Jabe abc says he be is going to ride that colt or bust buat abe Tabe will probably bust be beets beats i the colt colts It s a very spirited animal Mr Mrs tin Perkins left a straw maw I Wl berry pie on our oar desk dt k one day lul ad eve which was wa one oce of the most j juiciest pies we ever et at one setting We Ve got j juice ice on our hands clear tip rip to our elbows and smirched BO up our shirt front but the pie was us Thinks Thanks r Jim Peterson while whitewashing the thi fence In fn front of his hi house had soma of the whitewash to splash in hi his eye eyes which smarted him Mm something ng awful Jim throw d down the whitewash brush and run to the pump and tried to wash the whitewash his hi eye which is still bloodshot Jim aint don dons any whitewashing white and says h M he Maint aint going to to but for the bau beauty of Bingville we hope he will win b coz how does Jims Jim's front fence look half whitewashed whitewashed white white- washed and half hat not note I Widow Henderson had a headache headache headache head head- ache one day last week Mrs Henderson Hender Render son has a headache like this about once onca every little while and she can cant can't t seem to get anything to relieve h her r an any mores more mo moShe She used to take headache pills piUs but she sha hiSa'S says SaS th they have I lost t their virtue |