Show I SIGHS Is IS OF oi RELIEF BREA THEn BY BYUS MANY MANYAS US AS KOOYMANS Mi LY MiMy LYMy My I wife's gone to tho the country hurral hur hur- hurral ral rali was 5 never nover suns sung with witti greater feeling feelIng feel feel- Ing than Pauper Clerk James members of or the board hoard of ot county commis commis- commissioners stoners rs officers of ot the juvenile court and several hundred others In Salt Sail Lako City experienced when announcement was made trade yesterday y that thet tho the Kooyman famIly family fam tam I ily had lied gone to Denver tr The Kooyman family or at least a large The part of or lt ft t. t has hils gone son to the Colorado capital The county count commissioners had to put up the wherewithal for their transportation but the commissioners did this willingly and gladly As AB Jimmie Sabine pauper clerk saw the train bearing the mother and five rl children n pull out of or the local station he heaved a R I sigh h that tho the station agent g nt to believe belle believe that he had lost his hili last trl friend nd on earth In fact the tho agent felt to so bad badly for the pauper clerk that he h. wanted to know If It he contemplated sui sul- cide No no no flO m my friend I III sigh h from pure happiness A great t and heavy h a. a ay y load has been en lifted lUte from m my mind If It I were a drinking man I would Invite you nu out to take something But remember this that you have havo seen one supremely happy man mM In to your life Ure sold said Sabino as he caught the first car for or town and telephoned to half halt a 0 dozen people The Kooymans h have VO gone sone It might be Interesting to go o Into tho the history of or the Joo Kooyman man family and their troubles but what s 8 the use ule Those who know them want to forget end those thou who ho never met net them mil may consider themselves luck lucky For several years ears N the Kooymans have ha been more or on loss In the limelight ht of ot the district police pollee and juvenile ju courts to an say eay nothing of ot th the neighborhood In which they had lived td Trouble Wh Why there thero has 8 been cn moro more trouble In the Kooyman family than Job ob ever er thought of or Papa Kooyman and mamma Kooyman Jyman and the little ROOT Kooymans made mad life lite miserable for themselves l es and the tho n neighbors Scrap Why h the Kilkenny cats were birds as compared with the Kooyman family Kooyman got gOl a n divorce orco from his hili wife Hc or phet hll pot got one ono from him It doesn't make much difference because they remarried a a short time later nn aner ane a little litho later the theother theother other got a divorce vorce In n fact tho the divorce and remarrying business went to such lIuch an extent that It U be became a confirmed habit and life lite U Is too short to o look up the official official cial records During this time the th family got rot on the records of ot tho the Juvenile ju court where hero the clerk and Judge Judo had to work overtime o In trying to keep track of ot tho the troubles and petty tty offenses B char charged pd to the family Finally John the father tather left his family and went ent to Denver Den A few row days ago he ht announced that he would take tako care caro of ot hl his family fl If Ir the county commissioners would JI pay their fare to that elt city Would they well I It Is If s a safe e bet oot that Pauper r CI Clerk rk Sabine broke all records In getting to the tho nearest ticket office to get et the tickets ticket and load loading In Mrs Ir 1 K and the five kids on the train Minnie one of t the daughters is still lUll In Salt Snit Lake ikc City She In lit being being- held as sa a 0 witness In the race ue of ot the tho government government gov gov- R against l Frank Sprague who Is lIS charged with counterfeiting which Is set act for tor hearing for tor May 12 n. |