Show A LITTLE NONSENSE I la sap laV V II a lady 80 faIr ho held her h head head ad In Sh She called it a hat but but- It U looked looked hooked like a flat at That thing that she wore ore on h her r hair A A. A Policeman so lut lusty luty R and nd brown broD Whose nose hOle beat wa was all In the downtown Vaa 88 as n I blind In one eye eje e when an auto rushed b bv But for tor horsemen he carried a frown fron When hen you vt stop to to think doesn't It cause caus i q pain In iu your our head had Theres There's a Il on the corner with the theAnd new news And a hoo boozer hind the counter with his booze nut But ut theres there's more paid out for booze than t there r Is III raM paIl out for or news By tsy th the p people ople who are aro l left t alone to choo choose e. e We opine that the governors governor's staff staf has all It can do to carry about the gilt braid ami braw brass buttons on Its uniform without havIng to support his excellency Young T KermIt Is III making a hit In teaching t the natives native I to spit Tobacco Juice over th ha ground And Us is surly a a. masterly stroke To teach the negro to smoke The pipe riDe o of peace all around But ut oh when the Ravage lavage Is 81 aik k And turns himself Inside out quick Twill be beell well ell for or the lad If It he hies to his dad Who Vho knows h how w to use tho the big stick Salt Lake Jake City boasts of a a. parson who can extract tt t pennies e from a c childs child's stomach stomach om- om ach by the simple r process of t begging Tn The Tho new woman oman who's seen een In the west west- And that's where she's sure at her herbest herbest herbest bestIs best- best Is not of ot the shade of which angels are made I Nor of ot which a good country t i Is blessed Sh Sha chews and spits on the ground Just like lIko a a. man from rom the sound Using words without stint that dont don't look 1001 well In print This woman they call all around If It women omen In Utah had to tell their true age when registering t there would bo bl but few women at the polls on election da day If It you ou cannot on the ocean sail among the swiftest fleet you ou better drop out of ot the tho race and go by land They say nay an auto beats an ocean greyhound an anay any any- way ay The spanking machine In Salt Lake City seems to have gone out of use Judging from the number of ot boys bos and girls who are able to sit lilt down on the curb stone atone and the stone steps of ot unoccupied buildIngs buildings buildings build build- ings after nightfall Heres Here's to the brave motorman three cheers and a tiger for tor jumping from hIscar hiscar his hiscar car and snatching a a. little tot from the track at tho the risk of his own life ute Old deacon Jones Is so very dost That he lives Ilves on bread and water And fears hell he'll soon give up the ghost And I am sure he oughter The brightness of ot the Utah legislature dazzles the eyes of ot the people weeks and weeks after atter adjournment Bright fellows fellows fellows fel fel- fel- fel I lows these If It the sun doesn't shine Just to please you Or the wind blows cold Just to freeze you Or your friends quit you cold Just to tease you O Don Dont Don't DonO worry Orry and growl all the day Let self be the sunshine twill appease you Chop wood for tor some widow twill ease you New motives in life lite then will seize you And lifes life's rugged Journey will pay Which way Is this car going asked a well wen dressed lad lady of ot a 0 Murray car conductor conductor conductor con con- ductor on State street and Second South the other day Straight rh ahead ead madam ansa answered d theco the co conductor t I O OI g I thought ought maybe mabe It turned up here remarked the lady No Xo madam replied the conductor as the car moved on this car has never turned up anywhere since I took charge o of It ft And the lady waved her hand band frantically franti franU cally cany for tor the car to stop step then went ent Into the drug store to wait walt for tor another Murray Mur ray car Now I lay me down to rest Sighed a tired wife wite Married folks Im I'm sure know best What's in single life lite II D. D M Id |