Show DYED Which is What Daacon Deacon Snyder Done to as a Result He Has Hasto Hasto Hasto to Let It Wear off Also Looses the Winders Wielders Heart Hand Deacon Snyder one of our most reI re- re and a stanch piller in inthe inthe inthe I the Bingville church is in and which it will take him a good many years to live down A week or two ago the Deacon Sun- Sun dayed with his brother Lon Snyder over at Pea Ridge and while there w was as inter inter- to Mrs Mehitable l Weeks a ayoung ayoung young handsome and w wid- wid id- id der of that who has about in cold cash in her own 11 name which was left to to her by late lamented husband Jeremiah Weeks several years jears ago and which the has took I good care to hold onto Deacon Deacon was impressed by not only beC because she sich sick captivating charms harms but also because she possessed and after the Deacon come back to io Bingville he hc was a changed man First thing he done was to go to Hines our tonsorial barber and have shave off all his beard his and a small bunch of whiskers on oil his chin The Deacon also ed Harve Hare to comb his hair so as to cover as much of the bald spot as possible The Deacon then put on his best Sunday Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day clothes which he has been wearing around town ever Nobody what had come over the he Deacon until he told Hen Weathersby Weathers Weathers- by prop of oar general store in confidence confidence confidence dence that it was his to win Weeks's hart hand and bank Hen then told in confidence what the Deacon had told him in confidence confidence confidence con con- and inside of 2 2 hours the news was all over Bingville Things come to toa toa toa a however howe last Saturday when the Deacon set out to make a trip over overto overto overto to Pea Ridge way for the purpose purpose purpose pur pur- pose of C calling on Weeks and pressing his ardent suit to a con- con Now it seems that the Deacon had saw in a newspaper a advertisement for hair and whisker dye which was guaranteed guaranteed guaranteed guar guar- to ma make e gray hair black to make whoever used it look loot about 30 years younger than they really realty was so the Deacon he sent for a bottle of this dye and last Saturday he give ghe his hair and chin whiskers a going over o with it and andin andin andin in so doing the dye down over his face and down his neck and when th the Deacon tried to warsh it off he dis- dis ko ered to his great consternation that it wouldn't come off so his hi feelings feeling may better be imagined than thais The Deacon went to Doc Livermore in haste and told Doc what he had been up to Doc Doe thought it was a good joke and told it all over town which is how the I news got out The Deacon did not callon call callon on the Weeks Saturday evening as he had planned and from all appear- appear I he has given up tr trying ing to win her hart and hand hand hand-at at least till the d dye e I wears offen his face which Doe Doc Livermore Livermore Livermore Liver- Liver I more says will wi take several se weeks The Thc Dea Deacons Deacon's ons on's hair and whiskers is a as black as your hat and look simply The fellers around town have poked so much fun at the Deacon about ring raving i ing his hair in order to the that he has become teeny am and now it aint safe to ii it to him unless you want to get yourself As for the women of Bingville Bingville Bing fling ville vile they think it is simply for Deacon Sn Snyder to think of sich Bich a athing athing athing thing as making love t. t b o any woman anc and the grave of his wife who departed less than a year aL ago ZO over |