| Show S E YOUR othi REATH LAST Nl NIGHT HT NO THEN yOU yOU- 5 WERE wu NOT O Partly cloudy tonight and Saturday wanner warmer Saturday Theres There's a ray of ot hope in this prediction which Mr Hyatt ventures today from his tower conning tower high up up in the Dooly building Kindly accent the first syllable syllable syl syl- syl lable In that conning But theres there's scarcely a ray of anything else In sight The weather man says the mercury mercur sank to 40 degrees this morning Only eight degrees stood between u us and freezing 5 If you were out last night and were observing ob 1 serving you ou saw your breath Hows How's that for an evening in the middle of ot June In this this' tropical climate of ot ours But dont don't curse the climate until youve you've heard this The weather reports show that its it's only 28 25 above zero in Tonopah Nev this morning A dispatch from Denver says sars a Moffat l rc road ad train was caught in a blizzard and snowdrift just a few tew miles out of the Colorado capital A man suffered from sunstroke in Kan- Kan sas City one day last week week Today the mercury Is Js hovering around the zero mark markIn S In In the city at the mouth of the Kaw And New York York- York in ln New York today poor fn people OP are swarming rm J the relief depots e d dover begging for rare warm underclothing and over overcoats oats S SC C C S What Is so rare as a a day In June piped a lover lover of ot poetry on a Second sol South street car last night Just substitute t raw for r rare and Ill FIr be with you shouted a passenger from the rear platform Underclothing Underclothing perhaps perhaps It Isn't an elegant elegant elegant ele ele- ele- ele gant subject to discuss publicly under publicly under underclothing clothing and its relation to today's weather are the theme for tor many alleged jokes perpetrated this morning Heres Here's one Good morning are you still sUll wearing your your Finnegans-your your off oft again on again Finnegans And heres here's another which wasn't In Intended Intended intended In- In tended for a Joke either but hut a plain statement of sad fact tact Wont somebody please tell me what the weathers weather's going to be tomorrow Ive I've changed weights seven times this month already alread and I want my next change to be the thelast last But the real tragedy victim is the Main street business man whose hair has been falling out and who had his head clipped 1 7 t the other day His now re resembles re- re s a used much u bIM billiard ball Inow This man lives out on he east side and rides home on the Liberty park line He waited forty five minutes for a closed car cat last night and then finally had to board an open one Of Ot course he ha was forced to sit on the end of the seat where the cold wind from the snowcapped snowcapped snow snow- capped mountains ta had full I play pt hT eJ Gosh he exclaimed If it rains be before be- be Ie- Ie fore I i get home my t wife will I see e an iceberg Ice ice- berg when she comes o s to the door o t to greet t me |
