Salt Lake Telegram | 1907-06-12 | Page 10 | An Excuse at Last.

AN EXCUSE AT LAST Note Note Dont Dont kiss the babies Is the new slogan adopted by the Tuber Anti league Now all ye bachelors confirmed Who heretofore got red and squirmed And and wondered what the deuce You c could ud advance as an excuse By which you OU might refuse and live When asked by some proud relative To To- kiss the kid The dear sweet thing with gummy lips From which the soothing syrup drips Who Vho grabs at your mustache or grips Your nose with greasy finger tips While all the company as one Exclaim How sweet How bright How cute i Now simply say that since this fuss tuss About disease Youve You've u learned It t Is most dangerous s I. I 1st To them to kiss the kiddies i thus And though youre you're madly longing to Youre You're bound by honor not to do doAs doAs doAs As you are bid P. P S. S S.-By S. By kids I do not not t mean The kilted 1 ones above 16 C. C. C L. L Edson In the Kansas City