Show r iti 1 s t. t lature an anAlly Ally to lo the Luxury Tax TaxI I By E. E M. M H. H AME NATURE chuckles and 3 laughs and well she mn may Eier er her gains gaius g by ly the luxury iii ix Now there is a certain man I j for Uncle Sam and his me is Mr Ir FiSS Figg and it is self self- selfo o ident that lie Jie does docs not care ato a Hi to what lengths or rather l he makes women go goof I Because of his pesky old luxury Pa Diamonds and and silver might be as luxuries in these post- post tf r days das and the man on mari mar- mar i ge bent blut paying the luxury tax Ll zi n the diamond that seals the Bargain is only beginning Beuse Be- Be use all cities have sanitary p 1 which demand that ir TC e keep clean soap has hns escaped 1 lie e luxury tax yet shampoos for r. r Life iv i hair admittedly made of i Jap are liable to the luxury i I x x if the clerk happens to think bont it i I From the crown of our heads O the tips of our toes we arc are l low ow w enveloped in luxury p our its ats ts our blouses our hosiery and andi i ur ir r shoes arc are a luxury if they l ie re fC wearable for all things under i ertain iain prices not liable Hable to the tury xury tax are liable to poison on Oil u because of poor dyes or rop rop op off of you because of f poor manufacture so so so there you are arc II t seems to be worrying r. r Designers of women's wear in I America meriea merica today is the length of ofle le u. u skirt U Shocking O they say I Ii I i what hat I are ie je the Paris styles but ut WC c want to know is Has it i shortened prices 1 The higher the be e skirts the higher the prices No c doubt Mr 11 Figg has a lease lense on n all aU the fig trees in the Garden I of If Eden and in in his tireless efforts ef ef- ef k forts to aid nid his country will willi become another vulgar American A millionaire who instead of being Jointed out as the man who made ade a fortune in baking pow- pow aJr r or condensed milk will be known own as the the fig fig leaf king 1 |