Show Here's Heres Heres Reform That Would Meet long Felt Felt Wall Wani t t sf f. f if if f. f ules s. s lot for Parking im Partly Used Smokes Smokes' Much Needed i T Tn r n INE E forms on this side ide push or crowd or par park ark your cigar with headlight t wrong w wil way I f il 4 Ex Expert ert tobacconist will be in charge and assist in identifying property left without a- a 15 t ton tag but b great et care are should b be exercised d l i in n aVi avoiding t duplication in same row ow o v 2 hewing wi tobacco o acco strictly f forbidden d M y yV AI I U I 01 y o 1 1 I R J P PR A RJ KIN HERE'S HERES t I I g. g AS f WHERE I I I NE Ii y r COURT I E fJ fJ t J Ji 1 i 15 I ROOM R 0 0 H t tN u N 1 I ti r- r r IJ W k C lC Cr R A n N tE I If C TI 11 r if EDI y- y t 1 r u lt 11 J J o t t OUT OUT- I. I f. f CE CEASES K 1 1 i V I i i TO o oA OE DE SIDE i E 3 TilE 11 III 1 I r i r r- r A A fA i I il f COURT i u 01 A V I r. r I HABANA H 13 tRO A t RO r SM IM U y A 1 i I i f fi Iv i y SN rl 1 ui r I I d dt i t f rr c r 1 r fit d. d TU N 3 r f tf 1 1 a J i J J By Selma Miller Whiter ff fc T TARES TARE'S ERES ERE'S an opportunity for tor our T r H own city commission and city t. t attorney and a a. lot of others t. t to pass an ordinance e against a a. certain practice In this fair city of o ours rs but they deliberately turn up their noses at of the Idea but never raise v a a finger Just look at the fun they could have writing a a. new laty law on our statute books and look how many traffic traffic traffic fic cops could get Jobs I speak of a a. system of parking I hav have Just discovered Its It's going on right under the toe nose of 0 the law so to speak but theres there's no one ane to pinch the offenders Perhaps Perhaps-I Perhaps Perhaps-I I dont don't like to think such a a. thought but who knows the the judges the the court clerks the bailiffs th thes s raphers and sheriff and all the rest of em that disturb the peaceful quiet of our our ur lives may be beget get getting ting ling som something out of It PARKING SMOKES This system as she Js is practiced goes goeson goeson on outside the th courtrooms In the city and county building on Wainscoting boulevard boulevard namely namely the parking of smokes while their owners transact business in the courtrooms Smoking is prohibited in chambers where j jus- jus s- s I lice tice is meted out and It Is therefore fitting and proper that the courts which forbid such should furnish parkIng park- park parking Ing space or hitching posts for far the unwelcome unwelcome unwelcome un- un welcome smokes on the outside NO LIMIT ON TIME Theres There's no hour limit to this parking parkIng parking park- park Ing which might make it necessary I for tor a man to dash madly from the I presence pr of the Judge while being sentenced sentenced sentenced sen sen- to be shot or something equally momentous to 10 remove his hand cranked cig or or expensive cigar stub traffic to temper the ir ire of a a. red eyed fie fic cop I should say not Cigarette stubs of good indifferent and bad brands may spend as as much time as they wish discussing their Individual merits or the merits of their owners owners or gossip among mong themselves as to the comparative Importance of the cigar butts common snipes and others of lowly pedigree which are lare always to tobe tobe tobe be found h here re DEMOCRATIC MINGLING The aristocratic cigar owned by a a. million millionaire millionaire aire perhaps often otten rubs elbows with a a. a common gutter snipe the t i t treasured property of the petty lawbreaker law law- lawbreaker breaker o ot dilapidated raiment law law-I The snipe more than likely will be dean dem democratic in spirit having just r recently I been one of th the th common family of of smokes down in such lowly quarters as s gutter row He may pester his Havana Havana Havana Ha Ha- vana filled Whid neighbor Into talking If we common mortals could understand nicotine talk most likely we would hear th the snipe tell his companion that the International Snipe association was was' g going ing on a a. strike for tor shorter hours and better treatment and that it would be th the owners of just such aristocrats as he ho that would come across with th the I kale J THERES THERE'S S' S DANGER IN IT The man who pO doesn't take the prec precaution precaution pre pre- c caution to p park rk his smoke near a a landmark may be obliged before re recovering recovering re re- covering It to learn by experience the earmarks of the janitor who may have discovered his to be a favorite sm smoke ke and is in the habit of keeping the h light going while the legitimate own owner x airs his grievances In court Im I'm not slamming the janitors N No indeed Who knows that yea commissIoner a commissioner yea any anyone tine ine of the city's young lawyers ers or yet an inquisitive reporter doesn't try tryout out the numerous deserted smokes when the halls are clear Just for the sake of the excitement or the experience experience experience or perhaps from grim necessity necessity necessity sity PROBE DEMANDED In justice to the parking public I think the proper thing to do after this this' expose would be to tot have all the judicial judicial judicial judi judi- cial sanctums and private lockers ot of those who make mak us walk In the straight and narrow path searched for stores of smokes accrued slush for wingIng winging wing- wing Ing at the law Im I'm sure that this idea would make a a. hit and please all all- all all- namely to convert con said booty or slush if it discovered into cash thence into perfumed cigarettes and these handed out a as souvenirs by the va various various va- va rious judges from their respective benches to the ladies who visit the va-I va di divorce divorce divorce di- di 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