Show WINDJAMMERS J ALL I OF US DECLARES V. V P. P MARSHALL MARSHAL SADLY WASHINGTON April 30 Vice Vice T was in pensive mool Brooding o i over a wasted s life b becalmed in ri in the shallow shallows shallows- of the vice t presidency he grew retrospective Im getting to lo be an old man he confided sadly to a visitor In fact I am an old man Why hy Im I'm so old I can remember when the first tint soda w te te- te n fo r n was opened in Columbia Columbia Columbia Colum Colum- bia City Ind Old Jim Biggs and his wife Mary drove a in to town goon Senn after the fountain fountain foun toun- tain was opened They were reckless spirits spirits JIm Jim and Mary full Mary full of ot adventurA adventure ture turA tur and daring Just like Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Maty ford try Itry tr anything once Lets Let's I try one of these h here re reso so solve Jim suggested to Mary Iary I I will if It you will will says Mary So they went In and ordered Nectar Nectar Nectar tar flavor they got remember got remember the nectar flavor favor that used to be so good You drink yours first says Mary and if you like it Ill I'll drink mine So So Jim drank He lie tasted it ginger gin gln- gerls ger ger- gerat at fIrst then drained off the whole glass How Is it Jim What's it like asked Mary Its all right Mary said Jim wiping his mouth Its very nice You can drink it it Mary Its It's nothing br bl w wind And I guess old Jim was right the V V. V P. P concluded sorrowfully T ook at us 15 now rp rf e consume consuma oceans of or soda water and have become a nation of windjammers rs |